^truth

Things that are also irrelevant if you're looking for a one nighter:

* First names
* Likes/Dislikes
* Expectations
* Previous relationships
* Emotions
* Teeth

....umm yeah

 

nope....teeth are important. They are a quick way to look at hygiene. I don't wanna see/touch/smell/think about the vagina on a orange toothed skank.

 

...you mean you wouldn't think that she was just eating skittles or something?? o_0?

 

It's instinct to know the difference in skittle teeth and meth teeth.

 

 

shessss soooooo hawt.

 

have you guys seen lela star lately, im not at all diggin the new look.

 

YEAHHHH she looks like a dumb ho now, ******* implants all over and she has a giant scar along her buttcrack that makes me nauseaus when shes getting fcuked from behind, and she does **** now which i was waiting for a long time but now its like well whats left

at least i have my hairdresser still

 

You have a hairdresser and wanted ****.....slightly homo there

 

what the hell is going on in here?!?

 

i argue this is important
otherwise how do you know what to yell out later that night?

 

You say their name?

 

A one night stand shouldn't care...

Even if you say the wrong name, if you're layin' the pipe right they would probably want you to keep ******' them like they were that person (who's name you yelled out)



...btw, some cool points taken away for yelling out a woman's name in bed.

Whisper name in her ear...ok
grunt her name...ok
yell/scream her name?....ummmmmm yeah....no.


next you're gonna tell me you like hater marks on the back of your neck....

 

Possibly the only attribute you should be looking for on a one night stand..... is a pulse.

 

i usually just call them b!tch anyway

 

^exactly why names are irrelevant.


...i say my own name in bed...


....BOSS

 

glad to know I'm not the only one that does that...

 

Wait, wouldn't that mean your F()cking yourself?

 

not neccesarily


...it just means i think i'm that good


/ego strokin'

 

yeah i saw that last night, wouldve been better if she kept her original look. she didnt give me a stiffy this time around

 

matt - how have you not made a move on your hairdresser yet?

iirc, you've been talking about her for over a year now...


u skurred bro?

 

lol yeah after so long she might think you like teh **** meat sammich

 

1. yeah scared
2. yeah scared
3. problem?

 

jussaiyan man

sounds like potentially long term relationship...

could be a cure for teh ghey

 

Free hair styling!?!