has anybody here ever actually said that during sex??

i think i would probably end up laughing and going soft if i ever busted out "SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!"

 

hahaha naw...... not down

 

naaw i think my eyes just rolled back and i mumbled some song lyrics and my body goes numb..hahah

 

*looks at watch*

Hey look everybody! It's 2:30pm! you know what that means right!? No...not buttsecks...

it's...LET'S HAVE A STUPID CONVERSATION BECAUSE ATILLA IS BORDERLINE SUICIDAL DUE TO BOREDOM TIME!!

 

i get my tax return in a few day......

 

i said a STUPID CONVERSATION - not a lame one...

heh

 

my tax return is long gone lol

 

dozer told me he snorted a line of coke from a fat chicks *** crack

 

i once snorted a pixie stick of the crack of a skinny bitches clavicle

 

you guys you can't force a stupid convo it has to happen naturally kinda like a vine

 

i just thought about this: if the entire population were wiped out except you and one attractive girl. Would you try and repopulate the world??

If so - wouldn't that be kinda gross?? becuase once that chick pops out a couple babies. Those babies are gonna eventually grow up and breed - but yah...they're all goona be like...brother's and sisters...so yah....inbreeding....



...not a good look.

 

i once rammed ........ my face into some food

 

i tried snorting - but it really ***** w/my allergies. that slow drip is a gross feeling too after a while. (no homo and no she/he didn't say that)

 

were all inbred lol

 

I once hugged a man . . . to the point where it got awkward. . .

 

eventually all the babies will get distant enough on the family tree for it not to be a problem anymore...the first batch just has to be like 8 babies deep atleast...and atleast a 1:1 boy:girl ratio!

 

once i banged my gf then she went to class and apparently all of my ejaculate came out as she was sitting down so she was sitting in a puddle of semen the whole class

 

wow, you goin' bareback rev??

 

that's pretty freakin hardcore! thats awesome.


so what happened with the beach cruises?
are they dead now.

 

this was college so she got the pill for like free or practically nothing

 

after a little while of this she got scared so i had to cover

 

each cruises will be just us intimate old school small group at hb beer co or somehing lol

 

im kinda sick of the hb beer co place isn't all that great tbh

 

oO fo sho sounds good. i know can we eat at somewhere new?
shiiiieeet! just saying. haha

 

i know i prefer bjs lol and its cheaper