hahaha

well i got 1 1/2 hours of work left!!!

 

then work and dont post

 

psssh then work wont be as enjoyable.....

 

or just don't post

 

So bored....

 

work dont post

 

im bored tooo........ so slow here....

 

Extremely slow here

 

 

this reminds me of office space......

 

i feel like this....

 

jack off in the dressing room

 

 

ok, bone your coworker in there

 

*** on a coworkers back

 

jack off in the middle of the store

 

piitb to your best friends mom in front of him

 

Photocopy your ***** and attach a note at the bottom that says "You can now suck my dick in the privacy of your own home mother ******"


...then take all the money in the register and stop posting...

 

tie your dick to your leg, jump on a pogo stick pantless then urinate on customers while hard

 

Go to the center of the store and take a massive ****

then wipe your *** and say excuse me...

 

All good ideas except for some of them... I'm sure they know from personal experiance.

I don't feel like getting fired tho...

 

sodomize a goat in the womens underwear section

 

sodomize your manager in front of a mirror on live feed to the 8 club your shure to get a raise

 

Well a few weeks back a female co worker asked for my opinion on some clothes and she undressed in front of me in the back stock room after the store was closed.... She also tried on a bathing suite top in a size large...

 

Pictures or it never happened.