SoCal Lounge
I got this in my Inbox at work thought I would share it all with you.
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
From the EVER WONDER department...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
From the EVER WONDER department...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
whines all the way home
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Thanks I'll PM ShinkaTeen I like corporate women who like to take charge
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i do...however two tires are like bald and two are still good, they are my stockies...i never rotated them... why u are getting urs powdercoated? usually it takes a week.....??? call or text 661-839-3175 just pick up two used tires for like 20 bucks and u can borrow my wheels.....if i have to ill post pics.....I work in Valencia,
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From: Fontana (but in the good part, by Rancho), CA
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From: Port Hueneme, Ca
ur in luck,i just got brand new rims and tires installed on my car this weekend,if u'd like, im going to the super autobacs meet this friday,u'll just need to air them up..let me know so i can bring them friday
3-wheeler
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From: Phoenix
Attention everyone -
Click this link for important information about a member here.
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Check out his "Custom User Title".
Click this link for important information about a member here.
https://www.rx8club.com/members/jedi54-8610/
Check out his "Custom User Title".
Attention everyone -
Click this link for important information about a member here.
https://www.rx8club.com/members/jedi54-8610/
Check out his "Custom User Title".
Click this link for important information about a member here.
https://www.rx8club.com/members/jedi54-8610/
Check out his "Custom User Title".
RX8 & RX7 owner
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 5,172
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From: So. California
Dam, now that i think of it i should have got one that said ILK2ZUM (I like to Zum) or HYLKITSME (hey look its me), ILKMLFS (I Like Milfs), but nah i stuck with ZUMN RX8 i was just gonna get ZUMN but if i have the space imma do it....ZUMN RX8 baby for life!!!!!!
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From: San Antonio --> San Diego
Yes, you remember. I was the other VR with the yellow headlights and the only one with wheels.... I was also the one that gave your friend a jug of protein.