club mystery down on revolucion FTMFW

 

What if they had hepatitis and they spat on their hand to lube it up and the stroke your shlong?

 

dude john turn left on pch into the ocean on my car

 

 

Oh man, Atilla and his directions, that was awesome.

 

@ mike

you guys aren't gonna let me go for that **** are you??

 

NEVAR!!!111one.

 

typo lol i wrote on my car in my car

 

that makes it much more hilarious now

 

So... I guess I'm going to have to strap myself down on Mike's roof, drive with my feet through the sunroof into the ocean... sounds like a plan.

 

anyone down for butt secks after the korean bbq on thursday

 

Oh, and since it's an AT, I don't have to worry about shifting.

 

SEE?! Here's more proof that Mike's gay!

 

just put a brick on the accelerator member there is no clutch lol

 

 

Oh, BTW, we should **** around with Atilla on the beach cruise. Here's the plan, right before we hit Beach Blvd, we all turn our left turn signals on.

 

hahaha imma do it then fall unconcious and drive into the ocean

 

OMG! dude i just went on my myspace, and my friend posted new pictures of him with his son, and in the background theres an SS 8, crazy ****

 

Tell him that he's full of fail and that he got the wrong color, also tell him never to put his son in the 8 because of the curse.

 

you didnt know he had an 8?

 

no its not his, just happens to be in the background

 

Anyone who drives a TitGay, SS, and an automatic fails and is gay. Those who drives a 4AT is a walking bag of fail and gay.

Since Mike drives a TitGay and it's a 4AT, he's a double bag of aids, gay, and fail.

The only exception is Atilla since he drives a 6AT so that cancels out the gayness of being an automatic. On top of it, he drives a 6-port and that cancels out the Sunlight Silver failure and gayness so that means Atilla is cool.

 

I think I'm picking on Mike too much... lol.

 

atilla has an AT????? lol

 

john youll get whats cuming to you