Very nice guys pretty much everyone who said there were going to go went. LOL That 06_RX8 guy didn't go! Come on! You chickened out?

 

Tito's Wodka (vodka fer ye non-ruski "komrade" types)...

I dislike wodka...chick i knew turned me on to it...OMG

What made it better...it was distilled in Austin...good stuff...

 

I teach you!

1) If your opponent cannot see, they cannot fight...
2) If your opponent cannot stand, they cannot fight...
3) If your opponent cannot breathe, they cannot fight...
4) If your opponent cannot utilize their spinal cord, they cannot fight...

My self-defense lessons are designed for one strike conflict resolution. Handy when dealing with multiple attackers, or for when you cannot afford the luxury of pissing off your attacker due to regular martial arts. Seconds count, and incapacitating your attacker the first time, when you may only have a single moment is important. Thus, don't screw around and get the job done with extreme prejudice.

COST: 1 Sprinkles Cupcake per strike...one strike per lesson...

=)

 

Except for Taj...and had he come, the supra woulda had NOTHING on the maro...homie did his homework and fixed it up right...

 

morning peeps! We ready for some Shake and Bake action tonight?!


P.S. no hangover FTW

 

^yeah! ... the lounge or the yardhouse for some brewskeez? or maybe K1 or the RRR meet? i dont know!!! IM GOING CRAZY!!!!

ps HUNGOVER FTS

 

Bring it Jedi...you'll need as much force with you as you can get...

Any which way you tell this story...it ends with me putting you into the wall...



Brew @ 6pm nearby? PUT OUT DOZER!! G1Bb0R m3 t3H 4one1!

 

yardhouse at the spectrum...my cousins where talkin about it last night, and now i REALLY wanna go....the lounge= bikini babes, beer and billiards ...

 

So what is closer to K1? Pre-K beers! Haa haa...you see wot I did thar?

 

drinkin then driving is a no no...but drinkin then karting is a MUST!

 

Smooth is speed...smooth is speed...

Smooth...like crown over a few ice cubes...is speed...

 

Roflmfao!

 

you guys obviously have never heard of the "Glad Bag of Fun" Allow me to teach you mere mortals a lesson on the fine art of drunken festivities.

Step #1: Grab a Glad / ziploc bag. Fill the bag with alcohol of choice.
Step #2: bring said bag of fun to karting, you can have it in your pocket
Step #3: order a beverage, pour out half, pour IN Glad Bag of fun contents

INSTANT mixed drinks!!!! You can walk around sipping on it and NO ONE is the wiser.

 

^AHAHHAHAHAHA i always thought of doing that, but never did it...now i know it works...or go to your local liquor store and get a plastic flask and fill it up, and pocket it

 

flask will trigger metal detectors and easily felt on a pat down. Get a "big" guy in your group to put the glad bag of fun in his pants / under his shirt, no one will feel it.

 

^look harder^^ PLASTIC flask....yes they do sell em

 

^^^ look harder. Pat Down!! (think Staples Center or other major sporting events) That's how the Glad BAg of Fun got its start.

 

true....

 

so what's up Dozer?

 

all this talk of alcohol has prompt me to go get my liver function test.

those that drink often should get their liver tested. so you can drink more after you know your liver is okay

 

I'm afraid to get my liver tested. I already have high blood pressure, I can't handle any more bad news, it'll only make my blood pressure go up even more which will then lead to MORE drinking as I drown away my sorrows.

 

lol...i should get mine check too ....NOW IM SCARED

 

not a damn thing...tryin to finish up so i can try to get outta here early, im already on the OT clock...i wanna go home take a cold shower get a little rest ...then head out, got cousins that wanna go to the yardhouse

 

but you are alreay drinking your sorrow away with you Ciroc vodka.

 

beware the Yardhouse on a Friday night @ the Spectrum. It'll take forever to get a table. You been to Gordon Biersch @ Metro Point? Good stuff.