So the guy who uses the parking space next to me moved his mini van in the spot and then his big *** Honda bike and the garage door barely shuts.. Its been very tricky to move in and out of the spot for a few weeks now.

I haven't said anything cause hes a cool guy but in order for me to get in the garage without scratching the sides of my car I have to line up with it straight on which is very hard to do becuase of all the trash cans in the alley behind my house.

so today I was coming in and I thought I had clearance form the wall. and then I _______ my ____ ______ ______... MOTHER F*****

what the ****, does god hate me or some ****.

I'm going to try and buff out the paint transfer and hope that no dents are there.

 

Proceed to the nearest home depot and purchase two 3" nails. Place Nails under the side where he will roll out of the spot.


Or

PRoceed to BIG 5 sporting goods.

Purchase 1 Aluminum Baseball Bat.

Proceed to Duplicate dents into his vehicle.


Don't forget the thank you note.

 

Hey hey hey...smoke weed everyday

 

Hold up, Heeyyyy!!!
Sorry got off topic. Reminds me when this stupid girl couldn't back up straight and hit my car as she was pulling out of her parking space. It freaking sucked.

 

lol good stuff guys.. well most of it buffed out so just some small dents and scratches..
as soon as I heard the scratching I stopped and backed out slowly so I caught it before it did major damage. It could still use a sand fill and paint but whatever least of my worries

 

dang, that sucks!

so you still have your dented fender and now that?

 

yeap... if I didn't have $1000 deductible I'd get the insurance to take care of the whole thing.

 

Ouch shady - wtf man?? that's a crappy situation...

you gotta start lettin' people know that you drive the best looking car in that lot so people can back the F*ck up when you park your car...lol

 

nah what I need to do is get my landlord to tell him to move his car so I don't need to navigate my way out of the garage.