Smith says "his most intense sexual experience was 'making love' to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."


AIRWOLF!

 

I think I land at 9pm

 

I can give you a lift if Zack can't make it.

 

The problem was I was shivering so hard by the time y'all had gotten in I couldn't keep the camera in focus anymore. I was built for speed not comfort.


I know.. another part of my childhood sodomized. First George Lucas with the crappy *** Indiana Jones.. now I find out some sick **** has been porking my favorite helicopter. *sigh*

 

Its funny to hear you talk about someone sodomizing your childhood when you have an avatar of Mario boning princess peach.

 

Hey, he's just gently patting the dust out of her skirt ok. Nothing sexual going on here. Nothing at all....

So I'm going to end up back at Dave and Buster's for the 3rd time in 3 weeks. Happy hour with my coworkers is there today... Sad part is I was in charge of organizing it... I'm the worst person ever to organize a happy hour.

 

Yeah man, I thought it was a cardinal rule that Princess Peach, like the tease that you swear off time and again, but can't seem to quite go through with it, would never let Mario touch her.

 

Hey, is there going to be a meet tomorrow? we doing Union City?

If not I'm going on a drive, I'm thinking either Calaveras or Highway 9/skyline loop. I'm not in the mood for Mt. Hamilton.

Once again, Mario is just brushing the dust off her dress. He's just a helpful plumber.

 

If you aren't feeling like Mt. Hamilton, here's my suggestion: http://tinyurl.com/4d69qa

If you change your mind about Mt. Hamilton, I suggest going up Mt. Hamilton, continuing at the top past the observatory onto San Antonio Valley, and then turning left at Del Puerto Canyon. It'll be a long drive, but San Antonio Valley and Del Puerto Canyon are two of the best roads around the Bay Area (and about 10 times better than Mt. Hamilton).

 

God damn I wish I could take that drive!

Those are some really nice pictures Leo. Damn you for never bringing your camera when I was there!

Matt any word on my car yet? I leave here in less than 3 weeks.

 

I usually take san antonio valley, but I don't feel like an *** long drive. With the 9 at least I can end up on some beach somewhere, kick off my shoes and chill for a but before making the drive back.

 

we should do a drive sometime though. Matt, hurry and get dicks car so we can break it in, in the twisty's.

Mario isn't humping peach, he's just practicing his jumping skills, but just can't make it over...

Waiting at the airport... I hope I get to watch the game in the air.

 

The 626 club just did a drive this weekend and it was great fun. One kid did spin out despite my long pre-drive meeting and everything else though, so keep the adrenaline down.

 

Baby you know us. We're mellow and just love to drive. We never do anything wrong, it's always some other fool who just likes to run into our cars

 

Is there a meet out in San Gabriel saturday?

 

So from the silence I'm going to assume that there is no meet tomorrow.

In that case, anybody care to join me for a drive?

 

Yes there is. Are you planning to join? It starts at 9:30 in front of the San Gabriel AU, though I'd show up around 10:30.

 

Are you coming on to me?

!!!!!

(I know Rob would like that...)

 

Is there a meet tonight??????

 

I KNEW IT! LEO!

 

Are you going to do LionZoo's route?

 

Hey, the VEGAN IS MINE!

 

damn... busted. -_-

That was all from HIN wasn't it?


I believe there was one of me and Dick taking it to the Smart at the same time.

 

Oh and who could forget the one of me and Casey's car. That one's on facebook somewhere. I had a coworker ask me about that. "you really like cars don't you?"


YKRABOI no meet tonight I don't think.


Rob, I'm thinking maybe a bit of skyline tonight, or 9. Not sure yet, depends on if I'm going out tonight as well. There are a lot of random graduation parties going on.

 

I'd be down for calaveras. I don't want to go across the bridge.

So have you ever managed to pick up a girl by crashing her high school graduation party leo?

Need a wingman?