its all good brew, non taken. I run a entire site for my company all by myself and am damn proud, hehe. Plus the huge paychecks are way nice but the title is even better

 

What title? Nerd?

 

didn't you hear? tom is the new Jew-a-nater at his job, taking out other kites from behind

 

kites? you mean the other racist term for jew? You ******* jew zach. You dont even know the right terminology! LMAO

 

nope, not what I meant, dick gets it though

 

Didn't you know that Sanitation Engineers/Technicians make "bank"?

 

Lets not get into how much everyone makes, hehe. Thats just unfriendly and rude. But sanitation engineers do find banks, piggy banks?

 

Hey, I totally forgot, since I'm selling the 8, those brand new Volk CE28N wheels in Magnesium Blue I was going to buy are looking for a buyer, 19x8.5 +29mm offset, only $1900 shipped for the set, its a wicked sweet deal for some badass wheels. It'd be cool to find another buyer for these wheels, I feel bad for the guy.

 

Tom is too buried in ugly Filipino poon to get any of these jokes. They're all going over his head lol

 

Yup! And lets not talk about money cause some people can't even afford to pitch in at the BBQ and wouldn't even share their beer...

 

So at this very moment, in an attempt to try to stay awake after my Coffee machine committed seppuku, I have about 30 penguin mints crammed into my mouth.

Zach, we still on for Sunday?

Dick, you said you needed/wanted pics of your rims?

 

God damn, I think I just **** out an entire clump of minty fresh goodness.

 

First off David, do you know the pain and suffering i went through to smuggle that beer here from MN? Yeah, didnt think so. Plus that beer is the bestest thing ever and is unfortunetly unshareable. so whatever

 

Dick might buy it. The rest of us don't like the offset.

 

No seriously, I think I just shat out an entire mint.

 

What ever floats your boat dude... It's nice to see how much you care about your friends though.

Leo, you @$$hole must be minty fresh now! You headed up to Zach on Sunday?

 

Yea I'm thinking so. We gotta install my sexy *** speakers and amp.

 

I heard there are some fun twisties up near where Zach lives.

How hard is it so bring beer in CA?

You pull up to the customs lane at the state border...
Officer, "Do you have any fruits or animals or any other illegal crap?"
You, "No"
Officer, "Okay enjoy your stay in California"

Why would I buy those wheels? Mine are 45 or 50... one of those lol.

 

You forget. Tom was probably doing this with 2 16 year olds making out in his back seat.

It's hard to concentrate when that's happening.

 

Maybe he's speaking for his wallet, the pain ans suffering of it opening up.

 

Hey, Im a saver. yeah i make good money but im putting it towards my goal of buying a house and my motorcycles of course. So how bout we stop talking about who spends how much and get back to good old fashion car talk or whatever. So yeah, get the **** off my back already.

 

hes turning into a bitch

stop taking things so seriously tom, take a step back and ******* relax, if you cant take any **** dont talk any ****

got it?

 

you make it too easy that's why...

there's a difference between saving and looking like a cheapskate in front of people. $5 isn't going to ruin all your plans on getting a house. mooching off you friends will keep that house nice and empty though. Its just funny how you wanted the BBQ potluck, and all you brought was your appitite. you're a cool cat, but you have to see it in our shoes...

Ok... I'm done, who's up for Halo, or forza tonight???

 

I LIKE WOMEN!
WHOOOOO BOOBIES!




If this don't lighten the mood y'all are hopeless

 

DUDE! did you not hear me at the bbq, i didnt have any cash on me. Chill out brew