Richard Paul's world famous short throw shifter needs a name . His S/C thread has been hijacked (yet again!), so I thought I'd help out the off topic ****'s by starting a new thread.
My previous efforts at naming his shifter have been rebuffed, however I have not been deterred. Richard, I present for your consideration.....

The RX-8 SnickShift

Cheers,
Gomez.

 

RX-8 (or Richard Paul or Axial Flow) Sport Shifter

 

Uncle Dick's Smick Shift..

Tricky Dicky's Slick Shift..

Snap Shift from the House of Richard..

Chez Richard Shift..

Short Swift Shift..

Super Short Swift Shift..

RP Shifter - it's no spanner..

It's no wonder I did science instead of marketing

 

Swift Shift
Quick Shifter
Ya just gotta love it shift

 

I can tell already that this is going to be a very long thread........ :p

 

Precise sports short throw shifter .

RP's Quicky shifter

cheers
michael

 

Big dick short stick

 

Rich Shift Stick

 

So the "shiftybastard" dismissed my idea because it was on the Axial Flow Supercharger thread?

My name was "RAPid shifter" Acronym for Richard A Paul incredibly designed shifter.

 

^haha i like that one the best so far:D

 

Dick's Short Stick :D


Slogan " Real drivers just can't wait to get their hands on Dick's Short Stick"

takethatyoucrankyoldbastard :D

 

Rotary Precision Short Shifter

 

This one has some merit....the rest of you guys are crap. Extractus digitus ex-rectum .

RP will be the final arbiter, of course....

 

You mean we're supposed to be serious? :D

youcrankyaussie!

Don't like the digit in the rectum thing :D

 

Yeah....Jeezus, of course I'm serious!! Now, pull your finger out and get on it! (The shifter naming, not the finger... )

 

Take it a little further Katwoman and you get Rapid And Precise shifter.

 

katwoman's toy or katwoman's plaything :D

*read the axial flow thread if you dont get this^

 

When the redline comes along yoooou must shift it... Shift it goooood...

Yeah that's not a name... it's 5:30... I have a final in the morning and I'm sick as hell... this sucks...

 

Devo?

 

Do I get a freebie if my suggestion is chosen?

 

just not, the :
Katwoman Rapid And Precise shifter...ok?
:p


BTW.
I like the RP Kwik Stik as suggested above (with or without morono spelling as demoed here)

 

Richards super shifter. shift hard. shift fast. =P

 

OK, I'm here because the shiftybastard said I was not doing my job. So I like Kats Idea I like the "snick shift" and I dont know where the v got inserted but it adds something to it. SSv1 sounds kinda nice. Although it might sound to much like V-1 WWll rocket falling on England.

Nothing so outstanding that I close the door on everything else though.

 

How 'bout SSV1.0 to avoid the negative "V-1" conotation

 

Suprised this hasn't been suggested:

Richard A Paul's Enhanced Design Advanced Performance Engineered Shifter

Slogan: You need this shifter to run with the RAPED APES.

You may not be able to buy ad time on the Disney Channel with it, but probably not your target demographics either. :D