My girlfriend laughs at me everytime I park. I drive until I find a place where no buggies are around, far away from most other cars, and always find other nice cars. Like the other day I parked between a Z4 and a G35. Never park by SUV's, because more that likely when that 5 year old goes to get in they will open the door a swing it open.

if those traps dont work, get a plasic bucket and a board. lean the board up to the top of the open bucket. put a little peanut butter at the top of the "ramp" and more in the bottom of the bucket. by morning, he'll be chillin' in the bucket...

-Steakboy