stggs

Let's work backwards with this post, shall we?
This segment of your post is incredibly ironic, as I am going to demonstrate below.
That was posted by you, in regards to my car, approximately ten days ago; let's get this straightened out first and foremost. Apparently, no one has the right to judge your car. According to you, my car is an abomination. If no one had the right to judge anyone else's car, you wouldn't have made your first post such an incredibly idiotic one. Now that you've realized this entire thread has been dedicated to you, as a poet would dedicate an ode, you must feel the need to be quite defensive. That's perfectly fine, but there's some issues with the way you're presenting yourself. Not only are you showing insecurity with your taste in automobiles by being so incredibly defensive--you are also defending yourself in an incredibly asinine matter. Contradicting yourself and using ad hominems certainly is not helping your case.


Well, you responded directly to my post in a matter of a few hours. Clearly you do find some degree of importance in what I have to say.


Not exactly. You see, there's tasteful modification, and then there's what you've done to your car. The fact that you've likely spent well over $200 on a pair of headlight covers is reminiscent of Civic wagon tuners putting carbon fiber wings on their roofs. With all the gaudy add-ons you've put on your car along with its tacky paintjob, it belongs in The Fast and the Furious, not on the road.

Assuming you aren't being utterly delusional (which I've calculated to be an approximate 2.162% likelihood), I'm going to presume that the head turns and stares come from the 99% of the population that attempts to decipher what exactly you are driving and whether you lost a bet or actually drive that every day. Regardless, I'm going to have to go back and present you with another proportional comparison; the attention you garner by making your vehicle as flamboyant as possible does not mean its aesthetic value has increased whatsoever. However, I'm sure (at least, I hope) you've noticed I've left out mentioning the 'compliments' you get; that is because you didn't provide an actual rate at which you receive 'compliments, head-turns, and stares' in a week's period--in the future, I will refer to the amount in a variable defined as h, since you have failed to provide an actual frequency. Now, we all know that h is commonly known as the Planck constant. The formula in which the Planck constant is commonly used is: E = hc / λ; with E being defined as the energy which people feel when gazing upon your car (how enthused they are to see it, in layman's terms.) C is the speed of light, and λ is the wavelength of your car's paint. Now, Planck's constant (measured in joules per second) is 6.62606896(33)×10^-34, the general accepted value for the velocity of light is around 3x10^8 meters per second--however, this calculation is being conducted on Earth, so we will divide that speed by air's diffractive index of 1.0003, leaving us with a value somewhere around 2.9x10^8. Now, if we multiply Planck's constant by the approximate speed of light on earth, we get 6.34114799x10^-24, leaving it to be quantified by the wavelength of your paint. I've calculated the RX-8's 'Sunlight Silver' paint to have a wavelength around 462.146 nm--however, you also have black paint. Unfortunately black does not have a wavelength, leaving the total wavelength of your car as zero . The quotient of any value and zero is undefined. Whoops, I guess you don't actually get compliments on your vehicle--it's just some kind of null, black void of meretricious drivel.

josh95mx

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Slvrstreak: I don’t mean to laugh at your expense but this $hit is funny.

stggs: where do you get your numbers??? ROLMFAO Way better than the stickers. you had this flame planned for days havent you

on a personal note. To each their own really. Style and class of a vehicle or whatever object it might be is determined by the owner...so whatever floats your boat

ROCK ON

monchie

Mmmmmmmmmmm............. is it over yet?

slvrstreak

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if you read my first post carefully
"take the v-tech sticker off man...that's an abomination"
i was in no way referring to your car as said abomination rather than the v-tech stickers themselves...i try to keep my mouth shut and not judge people's cars seeing as how everyone's tastes are not the same
true there are some things on my car that may cross the line in some people's book but i guarantee you if i started a thread to ask for opinions on my car 90% of them would be positive
so i guess 90% of the population has poor taste?
but what you fail to realize is the reflective surface of the metal and gloss in black paint...according to your theory black cars are invisible or just not able to be attractive???
coool!!! i have an invisible car!!!

i picture the old Wonder Woman show...so is this what i look like driving down the road? well minus the Wonder Woman costume

Blacknightz

so stggs... if i have read correctlyz... all these are realz? any pics of the engine bay??

MS Addict

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I still say, take the Honda stickers off of your Mazda. Trying to bring attention to others, well.. That's even worse than throwing a carbon fiber wing on that's as big as a park bench, and a double-decker one at that. I mean, it makes no freaking sense, you look like a retard, such as, say, that guy with the Mustang GTR you can find on YouTube.

There's one thing, to mock others, but to honestly drive around with Honda stickers on your car? Just take them off, because I'm sorry, but that causes you to lose ALL respect.

Now, I have no problem with your car other than that, but as a Mazda guy, I do take HIGH offense to seeing Honda stickers on our much more unique cars.

Well, the NSX is unique, but it's not the one that's ruined the Honda image, kind of hard to rice that thing out when it can back it up, stock..

But, my point is, your attempt to bash other people, still has you at the bottom of the ladder, because that's much more untasteful than another Buddy Club kit on a car.

Now, I can understand if you put them on for the pics and took them off, or photoshopped them on.. But the fact that you're apparently driving around with them on is what's ridiculous.

I mean, hell, I will buy you some Mazda/Mazdaspeed stickers MYSELF if you'd take those damn Honda stickers off and put them on instead, geez.

azzuro

I'm also interested in how this supposed VTEC marriage with the Renesis is supposed to work

monchie

In your dreams

josh95mx

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THIS WAS A JOKE he was obviously trolling and wanted people to flame on him so he could come back with a pre planned, ridiculously calculated re-buddle. That’s all

It's just if I were him I would have created a different identity to do so....

Anyone have some good pictures of half naked import models to make this thread worth viewing?

MS Addict

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Just one? Or three girls?




My only problem, is how he's apparently driving around with those stickers on. Hopefully he just put them back on for that cell phone pic..

monchie

The one in the middle

TQCuong3th

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how embarrassing??? why do u have a vtec on a rotary ?u should get kick out of this club just for that lol who agree with me? say ROTARY LOL

azzuro

Pro-tip: troll the troll. That way his rebuttal doesn't fly

Also gemma atkinson on an F1 car

callan

Funny ****. I actually read the entire post. I guarantee if you post this ANYWHERE else on the net you'll get people. If you're not familiar with rotary engine, honda haters, etc., this can make for some funny shiiiiiit

keep it tight

Blacknightz

the bLonde please !!!!!!!!!!!! she looks more toned !!! me likey!

MS Addict

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^She is rather cute, I approve.

terch1

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For once I agree with you.......yeah I said it.

9kBeep

She has a gut and fat legs....

but the one on the F1 car, she is a keeper... She can probably drive a mean stick, if you get my drift.

^Hah, there were 2 puns in that statement!

monchie

I have good taste, you know

Figs

I wish my car had as many cams as OP I bet the stickers alone add about 50 hp per letter not including the possible picture of a turbo under the hood

azzuro

I'm waiting on the Ralliart version

Grimm0ne

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all 3, why not lolz....

still if he's just trolling, why keep him around? Id ip ban his *** as well send a few thousand DNS request to his ISP.. maybe they will put a VTEC decal on his cable modem?

paimon.soror

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A boner at work always helps me get work done...

Blacknightz

Noooooo... not a bumpz on this thread....

azzuro

That's my bad. I saw a riced up Ralliart the other day with a shitload of stickers and thought of this guy.