"I WAS on Fear Factor THREE times. The first one I won $50,000. I ran on top of a crazy wheel, ate a pizza with bile, blood, rotton cheese, and live worms, and was locked underwater. The second show, I won the RX-8 (which WAS a red prototype on the show, but we got to order them a few months later in whatever color we wanted). The third show I made it all the way to the last stunt where we jumped an old camaro off a 3 story parking garage, through a fireball and into a pile of boxes. I landed 6 feet shorter than Mark Hewlett...he won the grand prize of $100,000.

I was on Fear Factor. Any more questions noahprtlnd?"

I have just one question:
Are you retarded?


edit: "Third...cumpressor4u2nv:

I don'e even know where this came from. I'd attach a pic of my GIRLFRIEND to this, but with people like you posting messages on the board, who knows what you would do. (By the way, the girl on www.stealthauto.com/main.html is my ex-girlfriend, who happened to be in Miss California last year.)"
Congratulations on the ex-girlfriend. She must have felt very special dating the man that invented stealth bulbs. I know I would. Lets see pictures, I'd love to see this cutie patutie :P

 

Ok Todd, sorry for the accusation.
By the way, I'm Noah Wyle from ER, I just wanted everyone to know. If you don't believe me, here's a picture:


Also you can check out my website:
http://www.nbc.com/ER/bios/Noah_Wyle.html

Regards,
Noah

 

^^^^^^
I just pissed myself laughing. OMG THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. I love you on that show!! Check your private messages, I have a few questions for you :D




mod edit- QUIT harassing the guy.

 

Guys, give it up. He's been on here for a while now, so get over it. And quit with the nasty posts.

 

I think Todd really was on Fear Factor. My belief is based on his willingness to give us details as to how much money he made and to post pics of his ex-girlfriend. Jeri Ryan (Star Trek's "7 out of 9") was from Illinois (like me) and Todd's ex-girlfriend is certainly not as attractive as Jeri Ryan, but his old "GF" is very pretty and I think its entirely possible she could have been Miss California at one time. (Although, I really think some of those pageants are rigged - proof: Jeri Ryan never became Miss America.)

Also, noahprtlnd, I hate to be skeptical, but that looks like a stock photo you took off the Internet. If you are the real Noah Wyle, post more pics of yourself in "normal" circumstances, like mowing the lawn or something believable. Why not show us a photo of your wife, Hollywood make-up artist Tracy Warbin. She's certainly very pretty also. That would give you more credibility because it's hard to find photos of Tracy Warbin.

But... if you are the real Noah Wyle (as you say), you probably already saw this:

"Noah"
a poem by Christine Miller

Noah, your quite the guy,
when i first saw you,
You caught my eye,
I seen you on a tv show,
And felt the beauty of your soul,
Your kindness and warmth,
drew me near,
when you made me smile,
and shed a tear,
as I watched your character,
grow on the screen,
Your personality reached out to me,
It wasn't just your goregous face,
but your caring and gentleness,
that's touched my heart this way,
a love that's tender and true,
from a friendship,
That's begun to bloom.

I think some of your fans are a bit out there, if you know what I mean.

BTW, here's a photo of Jeri Ryan I found on the Internet:

 

MEGAREDS,
Here's a picture of me taken by my wife Tracy when we were on vacation in Bermuda. Yes, I've seen that poem - I have some great fans.

 

Wake up and smell the coffee 'noahprtlnd' that is Noah Wyle... look it up on the internet.. oh I forgot you already did...

 

But how come Todd gets to flaunt his celebrity and not me???

 

umm because you're not a celebrity?

 

If you are the real Noah, post a photo of you and your wife together... that would be much more believable.

 

OK here we are at a friend's wedding.


By the way, I sell light bulbs too
http://www.lightbulbsupplyco.com/

 

how so?

 

My friend, that's obviously some paparazzi photo from an awards show or premier or something. Congratulations on finding a picture of me, a celebrity, at an event!

 

no prob. by the way, Noah your suit coat when buttoned does not fit well. consider another tailor or working out more.

 

What's wrong with the fit? I like that jacket, in fact I'm wearing it right now.

 

below the button should not show your shirt. that means you need to go on an atkins or subway diet or as i said work out more.

 

There's 2 reasons for that: I only have one button buttoned, and my hand is in my pocket pushing the side of the jacket back. Please dont make fun of me.

 

Why not everyone else does.........

 

it looks like there is only 1 button on the coat if there is 2 button the other 1 or unbutton both that can buy you time until you the ephedra kicks in. take your hand out of your pocket. and i'm not making fun of you because you're not noah wyle.

 

To Noah

 

im outta here until tomorrow. Doug take over.

 

Doug let's see some more pictures of your make-believe woman

 

Sorry Doug, posting pictures you found on the internet just isn't funny. Don't worry, you don't have to make people laugh to be popular!:p

 

Have a good Sunday Noah.

Kind regards,
Doug

 

Hey Noah,
How are you doing on the wheels, got new ones already?