Since it looks like we're going for the 3 year intervals, Hello 2015! Must feel like you're being soccer punched inside that car

 

Not painful at all? Soccer ***** don't even have arms!

 

I remember seeing that. When I saw that, I was like WTF is a 4 rot0r?

 

Gawd, having played the sport avidly in my younger years, I can tell you that taking one to the face when its been kicked with the fervor of a wild mustang can definitely put your lights out or when they get your jewels,

 

^^

 

thats sweetttt