I've had to do this before. :D

Gotta have that on the shirt.

 

When you start a website for you family back in the states but it turns into an I love my 8 site.

 

so polak.. u gono make a shirt on this, like you did with the rx-7 club?

 

1. You've tried to get your 8 to hug you back.
2. Your wife gives you an ultimatum...and you keep the 8.
3. Your friends seem to need rides home ....ALOT MORE....
4. You play with your dipstick, too much and wonder if the white foamy stuff is normal.
5. You're dreaming that you're in the 8 having trouble getting into reverse, then you wake up and your wife is....
6. You manage to draw attention at both Neiman-Marcus and Wal-Mart.
7. Your parking space is a longer walk than it took you to drive there.
8. Your significant other finds you having quaility time with your 8's tailpipe.
9. You think about the car during sex... then your girlfirend thinks about it.
10. Your mailman is begining to think you have a facination with washing your car.
11. You can't figure out why a 10mm bolt holds EVERYTHING in the car together.
12. You wonder why "Porshce 944" drivers keep waving at you.
13. Your only photo of your wife is one while she poses on the hood of your car.
14. You no longer think about water when "flash flood warnings" are announced.
15. Your trunk replaces Domino's "Heat Wave"
16. You hear "long winded explaination", you think RotaryGod.
17. You hear BEEP at 6:30 in the AM and its not a bad thing.
18. You view speeding tickets as a "freedom tax" instead of a fine.
19. Your wife knows more about the car than your mazda dealer.
20. Your car gives rubbernecking new meaning.
21. Your wife enjoys driving a stick, but never drives the 8.
22. You draw diagrams on whatever you can find when someone asks, "whats under the hood".
23. You bought this shirt.

Need to get it down to 20, feel free to submit revisions if you think others were better.

 

When you are at the track, the sticker on the back of your car says :
"You've just been passed by a 1.3L"

 

when all your street racing stories start with "I was on my way to the gas station when..."

 

WOW !! This is all me !!!? I am glad to see that I am not alone doing all this... :D
My girl want me to see a Psy, she think this isn't normal behaviour for a grown-up
I want in for a T-Shirt :D

 

Who want's too be a grown up ?
Not Me.

 

when you get a home equity loan to build a garage in the back yard for your 8 :D

 

Actually, a friend of mine who owns an 8 (and is on this form, right, SirLeNerd?) is doing just that!

 

when you diss the pope

 

when somebody asks you about cylinders and you become confused.

 

--when u goes to school early just to lay down ur seat and sleep in it.
--when u feel happy when u see things that spins.
--when u feel that every car manufacturer should only produce rotary engines.
--when u tell ur girlfriend that u misses ur car but never tell ur car that u misses ur gf.
--hangs out in rx8club.com more than u hangs out in school.
--when ur gf's girl friends come and tell u that ur car is cool.

 

--when u are suppose to be studying for exams but instead reading threads in rx8club.com

 

mine should be up in about 3 weeks :D

 

when you use the fuel cutoff as an upshift indicator...

 

or should i say,

when you give as much consideration to redlines as you do to speed limts!

ha

 

I just pulled the permit.

 

When you are on vacation for 2 weeks and get back to the office you need to "catch up" on RX8 Club before you even consider catching up on work.

(too long for a tee shirt, I've been on vacation)

 

haha you guys are just going to LOVE it when your warrenties are up.

- you have Mazda, Rotary Preformance, AND Gotham Racing on speed dial.

 

Here are my favorite's for a t-shirt....






1. You've tried to get your 8 to hug you back
2. You play with your dipstick, too much and wonder if the white foamy stuff is normal
3. Your parking space is a longer walk than it took you to drive there
4. Your significant other finds you having quality time with your 8's tailpipe
5. Your mailman is beginning to think you have a fascination with washing your car
6. You can't figure out why a 10mm bolt holds EVERYTHING in the car together
7. You wonder why "Porsche 944" drivers keep waving at you
8. Your trunk replaces the Domino's "Heat Wave" bag
9. You hear "long winded explanation", and you think RotaryGod
10. Your wife knows more about the car than your Mazda dealer
11. Your wife enjoys driving a stick, but never drives the 8
12. You have to draw a diagram when someone asks, "What’s under the hood?"
13. When people keep asking how many cylinders it has and you reply "None”
14. When you have a 1:18 scale die cast model of your car, on your desk, same color and all
15. Your cup holders have either kept your coffee warm or fried your IPOD
16. You came up with a mod to hold a quart of 5W30 upright in your trunk
17. You have the RX8Club.com as you default page in your web browser
18. You’d rather risk a ticket than put a license plate on the front of your 8
19. You have Canzoomers number saved in speed-dial on your cell phone
20. You hear BEEEEEEEEP at 6:30 in the AM and its not a bad thing

 

my edits are in red:

1. You've tried to get your 8 to hug you back
2. You play with your dipstick too much and wonder if the white foamy stuff is normal
3. Your parking space is a longer walk than it took you to drive there
4. Your significant other finds you having quality time with your 8's tailpipe
5. Your mailman is beginning to think you have a fascination with washing your car
6. You can't figure out why a 10mm bolt holds EVERYTHING in the car together
7. You wonder why "Porsche 944" drivers keep waving at you
8. Your trunk replaces the Domino's "Heat Wave" bag
9. You hear "long winded explanation", and you think RotaryGod
10. Your wife knows more about the car than your Mazda dealer
11. Your wife enjoys driving a stick, but never drives the 8
12. You have to draw a diagram when someone asks, "What’s under the hood?"
13. When people keep asking how many cylinders it has and you reply "None”
14. You never miss leaving the cd's in your other car
15. Your cup holders have either kept your coffee warm or fried your IPOD
16. Your friend needs oil, he thinks "PepBoys", you think "lemme pop the trunk"
17. You wonder why "Rotary International" isn't a car club
18. You no longer think about water when "flash flood warnings" are announced.
19. You hear BEEEEEEEEP at 6:30 in the AM and its not a bad thing
20. You bought this shirt.

 

For Real: When you send your daughter to "Camp Rotary" because it sounds like fun.

(And you want to go too)

 

When you take the car to the track before you can replace the temporary tags

 

... when you make this thread.