You know you're an RX-8 owner when...
Copied this off the 7's, hehe. But it is so much fun!
You've kept food warm using the cup holders as ovens. You've tried to get your 8 to hug you back like in that commercial. You always turn around after parking to gaze longingly back at your 8. You've tried to shoot flames from your exhaust. Any others? :) |
You calculate gas mileage at every gas station.
You hear "waaaaaa...beeeep...waaaaaa...beeeep...waaaaaa...b eeeep" when shifting. |
...When you have your own designated pump at the gas station :D
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-you turn the music down to hear the engine
-your passengers don't realize you just took a highway onramp doing 70 -you spend 2 hours at work each day on RX8club.com reading about your car |
Your wife gives you an ultimatum...and you keep the 8 :eek:
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You see a hot chick in the car next to you, smile and then your breaks squeal like a stuck pig and she laughs.
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You know you're an RX-8 owner when...
Somebody says they love the 350Z and you immediately puke :)
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:when going full throttle under a freeway overpass just to hear the engine scream...hehehe
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Originally Posted by Genesis
Your wife gives you an ultimatum...and you keep the 8 :eek:
LOL good one |
You wash your car 3 times a week.
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You have more images stored on your computer of RX8's than you do of your family
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- you will not park next to any car unless its worth 10k more than your RX8 (no door dings)
- its takes you 45 kms to get to work....when in fact the most direct route is only 20k. - you now carry a digital camera in your car - you never know when that perfect picture moment may come - girls smile at you in your car (you pretend they are interested in you and not the car) |
Originally Posted by rotten42
girls smile at you in your car (you pretend they are interested in you and not the car)
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You spend every waking @#$%^& moment logged on to RX8Club.com!
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Originally Posted by Aratinga
You spend every waking @#$%^& moment logged on to RX8Club.com!
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you turn down (or turn off) the stereo to hear the symphony that is the Renesis :D
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When you replace the OEM tires and realize you can now hear the engine.
When people keep asking how many cylinders it has and you reply "None." When your ex-wife tries to raise your child support because you could afford an "expensive" sports car. When you spend more time on a car club internet site than you spend with your kids. When you would rather sell your house than your car. |
You're given a choice between your 8 and a career as a rock star, but you choose the 8 :)
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Friends and co-workers seem to need rides home ....ALOT MORE......
you have the RX-8 screensaver on EVERY server and workstation in the company...and lock it so it cant be changed. :D over all........happier :) |
The sexy chick in your office who normally shuns you finds out you have an 8 and finally your THE MAN!
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Everytime you walk out of your house, office, the store, etc., and see your 8 waiting for you, you think, "Damn, that's one fine looking car!".
Your kids/coworkers/friends always want to ride with you when forming a caravan. And you always volunteer to drive! |
You always look back to where you parked your 8 and say to your self "Damn, she's a real beauty!"
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You wait for 4 hours for the tow guy to come because you forgot the "short move" procedure!
You play with your dipstick ALOT. |
Images of a Lotus Elise surf your way and you still feel better....
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You're dreaming that you're in the 8 having trouble getting into reverse, then you wake up and your wife is.... nevermind :o
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Originally Posted by Nubo
You're dreaming that you're in the 8 having trouble getting into reverse, then you wake up and your wife is.... nevermind :o
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More...
- You have a standing appointment at the dealer for a re-flash of your PCM every three months.
- You keep a spare set of front brake pads in your trunk right next to the oil. - You laugh at all the fart-cannon cars running by you then you catch them in the curves and laugh even more. - You'd swear there's a sign on your rear bumper that says "TAILGATE ME, PELASE". - Manage to draw attention at both Neiman-Marcus and Wal-Mart. Just a few... |
Originally Posted by Nubo
You're dreaming that you're in the 8 having trouble getting into reverse, then you wake up and your wife is.... nevermind :o
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You never let your wife drive your car.
Your tires are cleaner than you are. You look down on people who settled for a Boxster |
Originally Posted by rotten42
Your tires are cleaner than you are.
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you always give it that extra rev...just to hear the "BEEEEEEEPPP!!"
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Originally Posted by abbid
when you get angry, everything turns velocity red.
when you get horny, everything turns velocity red :D |
when you get buried in concrete everything looks brilliant black.
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- Some strange man stops you at a red light to comment on your car.
- You are 10 minutes late for work already, yet still find yourself waiting for your car to warm up - You have a car with 238 hp and redlines at 9,000 RPM, but if you keep it below 5k it's considered 'abuse' |
no need for 2 of these threads. merged.
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You know when your and RX8 owner when.....you bought the car!!!!
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You know you're an RX8 owner
.....when your parking space is a longer walk than it took you to drive there .....when you can't sleep at night and you need to see your 8 "just one more time" .....when you do a 360 around the 8 just to make sure it's nice and shiny.....and then you go ahead anyhow and wax it "just one more time" .....when you walk into a pole because you were looking back at your parked 8 .....when you turn down the volume to your favorite song because you'd rather hear the purr of the rotaries .....when your eyes are hurting because you've been staring at a computer screen for way too long (on the 8 website of course!) |
....When you are giving the Thumbs up to other RX8 owners on the freeways/streets.
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The plastic parts on your seat are all scuffed yet NO POSSIBLE part of your body or person could have been touching that part!
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...When you set Tirerack.com as your home page.
...When your significant other finds you having quaility time with your 8's tailpipe. ...When you PS2 Force Feedback Wheel is your other ride. |
Originally Posted by XDEEDUBBX
:when going full throttle under a freeway overpass just to hear the engine scream...hehehe
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Originally Posted by XDEEDUBBX
:when going full throttle under a freeway overpass just to hear the engine scream...hehehe
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Originally Posted by afeldman327
I agree; nothing wrong with a good repost:
-you turn the music down to hear the engine -your passengers don't realize you just took a highway onramp doing 70 -you spend 2 hours at work each day on RX8club.com reading about your car Also, at my job, they BLOCK RX8club.com!!!!! :eek: |
You know you're an RX-8 owner when...
the car has your name on it :cool: |
you know you're an RX8 owner when....
-you find yourself parking backwards in every parking space...just so when you are walking away you can see the sexy curves of the front end, and when you are walking back you can see just what makes this car so beautiful....not to mention those headlights...DAMN -you wait 7 seconds before you throw your car into reverse to shut off traction control, just to feel what this baby can really do! :p :rolleyes: |
triangles take on a whole new meaning :) and you look for them in everything you see, from buildings to billboards and......
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when you still haven't gotten used to taking out the various plastic clips all over the car, of which there seem to be a limitless number of variations that cause frustration because they never come out as easily as expected...
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When you think about the car during sex...how bout them apples
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When your GIRLFRIEND thinks about your car during sex... ;)
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When your friend says "Wow, it's like I'm in a race car" and you smile and say "That's because you are..."
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