Don't know if this one's been done before, but now that the weather's warming up there should be some good stories. Do you meditate, balance the checkbook,dust the interior,go back in and shower,read the paper (you must be over 50 like me) or whatever else lets hear about it. Have fun with this one boys and girls.

 

I usually scroll through my Cobb menus, hoping that one day I'll be boosted...

 

...take everything out of my pockets and put them in the center console, buckle my seatbelt and find a good cd to listen to.

 

...watch the first bar of the variable red line indicator to turn off...
thats when the coolant needle starts to move and I start to drive.

 

Play Scrabble on my phone.

 

Dodge idiots on the road while I drive to work.

The less time the car is running pig rich at idle, the less the engine wears due to the oil film being washed away by running pig rich at idle for several minutes.

BC.

 

Nothing too special. Turn on the radio, put on my seatbelt, realize I left my wallet in the house, take off seatbelt, retrieve wallet, put on seatbelt, realize I forgot my phone, take off seatbelt, retrieve phone, put on seatbelt and leave...realize I forgot to lock the door. Getting old sucks.

 

You sir have made my day

 

...scroll through all the naughty pictures my girlfriend has sent me throughout our relationship.

Sure helps warm ME up.

 

+1 best response this thread will see.

 

lies ... or proof

 

Those are the only subtle ones I could find.

 

welp this thread made my freaking day .... i applaud you sir ... wow....

 

you sir need to get your girl to pose on your 8 and revive the rx8 wives girlfriend thread.

Also Don't tell her you showed us those.

Second thought.... Tell her, then forward her my number when she breaks up with you.

 

*right click*
*save*

*open gmail*

*attach pics to mail*

*email pics to each email address I have*

*backup said pics to phone*

*rinse and repeat just incase*

 

well played sir
and just when I decided not to post anything lol

 

this thread is legit lol i usually just troll facebook and blast music

 

...i forgot what i was going to type...

 

i forget what this thread was about

 

@Shady - She's super cool and I told her I was posting those, then sent her a link to this thread, she couldn't stop laughing. I've seen that thread and yes I have actually talked to my girlfriend about it.

..as for your second thought, nahhh.

@paimon - Hahahaha.

 

 

Does this mean we should be expecting more in due time?

 

let me help you get back on track

 

Possibly, but next time it'll be in the right thread.

 

nice work sub