Last night after the Indians-Giants game I was staring hard at a black RX8 stopped at a red light downtown. I thought I had seen this one before and wanted to see if I recognized the person driving it. Unfortunately the panhandler who had been trying to persuade the driver to roll down his window took my interest in the car as sympathy for her "plight" and immediately came running to tell me her story. The two hundred and fifty pound woman then proceeded to follow me for two blocks while demanding cash because she was starving . . .

 

wtf?

 

eh, you did her a favor by making her walk two blocks, she prob burned 50 calories or so. Prob more exercise she has had in months.

...did you cave in to her pleading?

Oh and this belongs in the Lounge BTW

 

ok...

 

hahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahah chocolate milk literally just came out of my nose