When Birds Attack (not pretty)
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When Birds Attack (not pretty)
SO I come outside this morning and find this mess. What the hell?! This had to be the sickest bird to ever exist. Its friggen colon must have exploded! What kills me is that the pictures dont even do it justice. It was everywhere. I didnt know if I should be pissed about the situation, or just laugh. To be honest, I kind of felt bad for the bird. Ive seen alot of bird crap on cars before, especially after sitting for weeks, but this blew my mind. Plus I just washed my car a week ago. Oh well, already washed my car and got it all off so as not to ruin the paint. Anyone else ever have something close to this happen to their 8?
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Im gonna agree with all of the above. Wierd thing is I wasnt even parked under a tree. Damn bird must have eaten some really bad shellfish or something. Oh well, thank God for soap, hoses, and buckets of water.
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I thought the 1st pic was enough to show the poop.......... this is a case when less photos are preferred!, clean it! ur 8 is crying man... I find birds attracted to white cars, I have a white car and I always get bird droppings on it after i wash it sparkling clean. Maybe they like to see their reflection while dropping their poop....who knows
Haha i was wondering one day, coz this bird pooped on my sunroof. IT'd SUCK if you get it on ur head/in ur car with the sunroof open enjoying a nice bright day of sun shine. hahaha
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Haha i was wondering one day, coz this bird pooped on my sunroof. IT'd SUCK if you get it on ur head/in ur car with the sunroof open enjoying a nice bright day of sun shine. hahaha
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Originally Posted by Renesis_8
I thought the 1st pic was enough to show the poop.......... this is a case when less photos are preferred!, clean it! ur 8 is crying man... I find birds attracted to white cars, I have a white car and I always get bird droppings on it after i wash it sparkling clean. Maybe they like to see their reflection while dropping their poop....who knows
Haha i was wondering one day, coz this bird pooped on my sunroof. IT'd SUCK if you get it on ur head/in ur car with the sunroof open enjoying a nice bright day of sun shine. hahaha
Haha i was wondering one day, coz this bird pooped on my sunroof. IT'd SUCK if you get it on ur head/in ur car with the sunroof open enjoying a nice bright day of sun shine. hahaha
HAHA...my first post states that I did clean it! Right after I took these pics she was washed. As for the sunroof, I dont worry about that. No sunroof here.
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OMG.. it almost looks like someone spit chewing tobacco on your 8, that was one sick bird..
and I thought the huge bug splats I get from each and every drive was bad..
Glad you got it cleaned up though.
and I thought the huge bug splats I get from each and every drive was bad..
Glad you got it cleaned up though.
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Seagull **** is the worse!
I got hit after dropping a package off at UPS one day. Since I wasnt home I had to drive home with that **** omlette on my back window before I could hose it down!
I got hit after dropping a package off at UPS one day. Since I wasnt home I had to drive home with that **** omlette on my back window before I could hose it down!
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Others already beat me to it... I don't think that's bird ****. Someone seriously spit tobacco on your car. It happened to my white Miata in the parking lot of Disneyland a few years ago.
@#$%^&* rednecks.
@#$%^&* rednecks.
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I would agree. That looks like tobaccy to me.
On a side note, I watched a couple of Big white birds (egrets IIRC) fly over the local Mazda Meet in here in No. Virginia. Just as they gained altitude, they dropped about of pint of ballast right over the line of miatas in the parking lot...all with their tops down.
Felt bad when I laughed. I like miatas.
On a side note, I watched a couple of Big white birds (egrets IIRC) fly over the local Mazda Meet in here in No. Virginia. Just as they gained altitude, they dropped about of pint of ballast right over the line of miatas in the parking lot...all with their tops down.
Felt bad when I laughed. I like miatas.
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well like one poster pointed out at least you didn't have an open sunroof and have the birds **** on your head.
i remember one day about 3 years ago i was just walking downtown to get lunch for my office, and a bird flew by and **** right on my head. i went into the bathroom at the resturant and got out as much as i could, but i had to finish my shift before i could go home and wash my hear. that day sucked bigtime.
i remember one day about 3 years ago i was just walking downtown to get lunch for my office, and a bird flew by and **** right on my head. i went into the bathroom at the resturant and got out as much as i could, but i had to finish my shift before i could go home and wash my hear. that day sucked bigtime.
I think there was a time, my 8 got hit like it got shot by machine guns or something. but it was bird poop instead of bullets.
Yes I did parked near a tree. maybe thats why
but I was just away for maybe an hour to my girlfriend's house. I came back out , and I was like *oh ****, wtf just happened? the sky fall or something?*
ahh well. took it to a car wash right away.
Yes I did parked near a tree. maybe thats why
but I was just away for maybe an hour to my girlfriend's house. I came back out , and I was like *oh ****, wtf just happened? the sky fall or something?*
ahh well. took it to a car wash right away.