WANTED: KILLS thread please
 

I want to hear about everyones kills. I know the 8 kills every other car in the looks department but how about in the 'GO' department? Are there any about? I know there's gotta be...or even a 'killed thread'!! How does everyones 8's go against other cars? I want some juice baby! :rock:

oh dear....

I killed a squirrel about a month ago in my 8. Does that count?

I smoked a modded Evo the other day, he got me off the line but those things have no topend because they're heavy, AWD, and have the aerodynamics of a brick. I must have had at least 15 cars on him by 120.

there is no kills thread/forum because its impossible and has never ever happened.

Dude you :pokeowned him :yelrotflm

Oh yeah see my sig :boink:

I killed... well my windshield and front bumper killed a Jun Bug....

a moth....a mosquito....a gnat.....

my tires have killed a frog, toad....ants... a raccoon.... a squirrel....


my looks have killed many women....

Jun Bugs are so JDM :bowdown:

LOL that was a good one.

I smoked and ENZO FERRARI! yeah my 8 pulled like 20 car lengths... it was on a show called PINKS!!!

wheres Mugatu when you need him?!

You don't know nuttin about the raze scine....man if u ain't not out of contol you's isn't in control....believe that

omg today was the first day i brought my car out to actually open it up i smoke a mustang GT on the highway hit just over 130 and then driving down the road back to base i had to stop off at the side for a street race as soon as they took off so did everyone else 1 car actually made it passed me before i slammed it into third and took off god i love that 9k rpm redline.

beat an integra tonight on mira mesa too =D

Dude, you should go Evo hunting, they're easy prey!

What is the world becoming to..

:rollingla :rofl:

Plese kindly close this thread!

oh yeah and "8 Lover in Japan" next time you should read the forum rules before posting......

sorry I didnt mean to offend anyone...i was just wondering why i cant find any kill posts on this forum..
BTW I cant find any rules on 'NO KILL THREADS'
limepro, thats some good stuff!!!

Check the FAQ, User Conduct, #6.

I pulled up to a light and I looked over and saw a kid on a bike. It was not an oridnary bike but a schwinn. I reved it up, he rang his bell. I almost had him off the line but the kid was downing pixy stix and coke so he had lots of boost going with his peddling. By 60 we were side by side. But he rammed me with his handle bars and I lost.....

hahaha...tigster, thats too bad. better luck next time. however......
Sorry everyone, I stand corrected. I must have overlooked that part. My mistake. Please remove this thread.

No, don't remove the thread. It's fun to have a little laugh at the expence of a nube. Don't take it too personal. It happens all the time.

Does this count? (I had posted it over at 10 best sports cars for gas:

Yesterday, I took mom to SLO (San Louis Obispo), and we are passing near Cal Poly/ Questa College, in our little Blue 8. We stop at a light, and a Acura, pulls up. Our windows are tinted so they don't realize that they are dealing with just a couple of little old ladies. They rev up their engine a couple of times and do some show off sound effects. I sort of slid into neutral, and checked out our engine's ability to red line. That jet-engine/vacumn sweeper demonic scream just went up and up and up - The kids are suddenly looking over to see what is really beside them, with a lot of body movements indicating shock and awe - especially when they realize they are being grinned at by two little granny ladies - Mom, age 94, resembles the Cript Keeper, was waving at them as they turned into something in our rear view mirror -
Mom turns to me and says "That kind of snaps your garters, doesn't it?"

No worries, after you hang around in here you'll see plenty of non-kill related flamewars. They just jacked up my insurance rating symbol on my 8 so the fewer kids destroying them due to street antics the better we will all be.

Welcome to the forum!

OMG I can't stop laughing at this one. :lol2: :rollingla :rofl:

you can actually p0st all the kill stories you want in here as long as its your car getting beat and the thread is about how your car is missing power... :puke:

yes!!!

This morning on the drive to campus some guy in his s2000 was on my bumper even though I was doing 7 or 8 over. This persisted for a couple miles, even though there was a passing lane. I figured he wanted something. So I threw back a couple of the juji-fruits I was eating and saw them land somewhere in his front seat. He backed off (probably to hunt them down and eat them).

laughing hysterically!!!

my rx8= 102,343,236,678 kills
mosquitos= 0

Don't forget about the cheating turbos!

I smoked a Cobra, Viper, Saleen, F430, Sti, Daewoo, 360 Modena, 3 speed billygoat, and a stick shift toliet bowl in my police car. I then ran down a go-cart and gave all of them tickets for street racing.

i raced a comet to the end of my street and i won. some jerk was driving it.

I damn near killed a deer the other day. Of course he would have killed my -8 right back.

I clipped a rabbit(unitentionally) while driving down a backroad that connects to the street I live on around 0100. I went back to check on it and it was laying there bleeding out. I thought the humane thing would be to kill it, so I lined my front tire up on it and rolled over at about 2 mph. It made a crunch sound. When I went back to check it was flat as a pancake, and definately dead.

I smoked an arturo fuente cubanita in my 8 the other day. it didnt have a chance.
And I absolutely killed a yoohoo this morning on the way into work. I should have left some though cause i choked against a blueberry muffin.

This is def the funniest thread ever :rollingla

the rx-8 is the fastest car ever

Evos have turbos? :icon_bs:

Where was this - I've been looking for my 3sp billygoat for 3 months. Left the damn gate unlocked, heard him revving up, and then couldn't catch him in my8!

Winfree - you win the prize, not sure what, but you win. That was some hysterical shite. :rollingla

i raced this V8 car.... like the one in the pic and smoked him so bad that now im hunting V12's only.........but im not too sure if i wont bcuz of the fact that he had many people in his car and i only had 2 counting me :dunno:

He's in jail. Bond set at $2750

He's an a**hole, anyway. I'll send a check for $200. Your send me his hooves; we'll see if he can outrun me then.

I will take a pictue after that and call him nubs. :D:

you guys are hilarious:D:

to answer the thread starter- no kills alllowed. forum rules. and that one isnt changing anytime soon

Whateva, I do what I want!

CRBCrew Represent yo!

how about no scott

I hit a dove the other day and judging by all the feathers that were flying,
I dont think the Dove made it.
Then the wife yells at me ,,"why did you do that?"
Ummm,,,, cause it was standing in the road.
Then she hit me.
Next time I will swerve off the road and total the car to miss the critters
standing in the road watching me come at them at 75 mph.
She would probably hit me then too.

I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.

rules are rules junior

Oh, now there's a good idea. Then we can have a bunch of adolescent morons take over this forum for good with their false testosterone tales.

Hint:

ANYONE who races on the street IS a moron and is racing under improper conditions. The public streets are improper conditions for racing. Racing should always and only take place on a race track.

And, "not necessarily advocating illegal activities". Please name one place where street racing is legal.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Teh E-Penis!!!!!