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You guys are so evil...
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Originally Posted by EyeBall Fixer...(o)(x)
I don't think Viagra will give chicks an erection.. Unless they're a tranny...
Maybe abbid can educate us better since he's an expert on a lot of things... |
Masturabate all over her keyboard.
That'll teach her. |
Originally Posted by Winfree
Drop a penny or two in a hub cap - makes noise only when wheels are rolling - and does no permanent damage...even drives mechanics nuts
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A completely harmless yet funy prank...
1) Take a screen print of just the desktop 2) Move all their desktop Icons to another folder 3) Set the screen print as their wallpaper 4) Wait for the cursing to begin as they cick on all their icons and reboot their computer a couple times trying to fix the problem |
Originally Posted by Winfree
Drop a penny or two in a hub cap - makes noise only when wheels are rolling - and does no permanent damage...even drives mechanics nuts
Darn it! Now I have to decide between the penny in the hub cap and associating the prank victim with Islamic extremists. So many great suggestions! |
No what you need to do is get some chloroform....follow her to her house...once she opens the door, cover her mouth with the stuff and make her pass out....rape her....put her clothes back on and lay her in bed so nothing seems out of the ordinary....then one month later when she's crying because she's prenant....walk up to her calmly and say....
Gotcha Bitch..... |
they got u dude.
but Im not going to be as clam as u did .... I'd probably screamming and rape her right there or something. LOL (just joking) |
wow, this thread went creepy REALLY fast ...
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why did what I say ring a bell with a past experience for you red ;)?
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Originally Posted by dtorre
why did what I say ring a bell with a past experience for you red ;)?
that's in poor taste. |
i agree with you she devil -- I had no idea my topic would totally get beaten off the proper path and wind up where it is now.
oh well. |
Originally Posted by RedSheDevil
wow, this thread went creepy REALLY fast ...
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+1 Dear Gawd - sounds like we've got some grave robbers posting here . . .
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A completely harmless yet funy prank... 1) Take a screen print of just the desktop 2) Move all their desktop Icons to another folder 3) Set the screen print as their wallpaper 4) Wait for the cursing to begin as they cick on all their icons and reboot their computer a couple times trying to fix the problem No what you need to do is get some chloroform....follow her to her house...once she opens the door, cover her mouth with the stuff and make her pass out....rape her....put her clothes back on and lay her in bed so nothing seems out of the ordinary....then one month later when she's crying because she's prenant....walk up to her calmly and say.... Gotcha Bitch..... holy shit that is kind of scary |
Originally Posted by toxin440
So I come back from lunch, park and go inside. I visit with a few people for a min and as im fixing to sit down and start working again Charlotte (one of the two managing secretary type people here) comes up to me and says "can you come to my office for a min" and we are pretty cool so im like sure whats up.
I get in her office, and Jordan (one of the younger new file room girls) is sitting crying in a chair. At this point im thinking "wtf is going on, did I do something I'm not aware of"? Charlotte tells me "you arent going to like this but Jordan just hit your car". I flip out on the inside my heart SANK because no more then 24 hours earlier i just got it back from the paintshop (repairing/respraying) from getting egged. I didn't lose my cool i was like "how bad is it?" She goes (still crying) "one of the taillights is hanging off" And so i go out there slowly to the parking lot thinking the whole way "does she have insurance" "she'd better pay for every dime" "im going to kill her" I go out there and notice there is no taillight hanging off, there is no damage at all.... ive been HAD! I turn around and they are all looking out the window laughing haha so i flip them off and go inside to laugh it up with them..... that was a REALLY good joke in terms of how bad they got me. It was the perfect joke to play because I'm really the only one that drives a sports car here at work, and the only one who's really a "car nut" they all knew i JUST got my car back as well. Sheesh - childish. I took comfort in the thought that they must be insanely jealous to try the same lame thing again and again. :lol: |
One of my personal favorites(works well if they have a car that looks nice, or that they clearly care about a lot)
Leave a note under the windshield wiper to the effect of, "Sorry about the scratch, My insurance will call you." Be sure you position yourself appropriately so you can see them wandering around their car looking for the scratch that doesn't exist. |
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