My RX8 and I just got Punk'd
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My RX8 and I just got Punk'd
So I come back from lunch, park and go inside. I visit with a few people for a min and as im fixing to sit down and start working again Charlotte (one of the two managing secretary type people here) comes up to me and says "can you come to my office for a min" and we are pretty cool so im like sure whats up.
I get in her office, and Jordan (one of the younger new file room girls) is sitting crying in a chair. At this point im thinking "wtf is going on, did I do something I'm not aware of"?
Charlotte tells me "you arent going to like this but Jordan just hit your car". I flip out on the inside my heart SANK because no more then 24 hours earlier i just got it back from the paintshop (repairing/respraying) from getting egged. I didn't lose my cool i was like "how bad is it?" She goes (still crying) "one of the taillights is hanging off"
And so i go out there slowly to the parking lot thinking the whole way "does she have insurance" "she'd better pay for every dime" "im going to kill her"
I go out there and notice there is no taillight hanging off, there is no damage at all.... ive been HAD! I turn around and they are all looking out the window laughing haha so i flip them off and go inside to laugh it up with them..... that was a REALLY good joke in terms of how bad they got me.
It was the perfect joke to play because I'm really the only one that drives a sports car here at work, and the only one who's really a "car nut" they all knew i JUST got my car back as well.
I get in her office, and Jordan (one of the younger new file room girls) is sitting crying in a chair. At this point im thinking "wtf is going on, did I do something I'm not aware of"?
Charlotte tells me "you arent going to like this but Jordan just hit your car". I flip out on the inside my heart SANK because no more then 24 hours earlier i just got it back from the paintshop (repairing/respraying) from getting egged. I didn't lose my cool i was like "how bad is it?" She goes (still crying) "one of the taillights is hanging off"
And so i go out there slowly to the parking lot thinking the whole way "does she have insurance" "she'd better pay for every dime" "im going to kill her"
I go out there and notice there is no taillight hanging off, there is no damage at all.... ive been HAD! I turn around and they are all looking out the window laughing haha so i flip them off and go inside to laugh it up with them..... that was a REALLY good joke in terms of how bad they got me.
It was the perfect joke to play because I'm really the only one that drives a sports car here at work, and the only one who's really a "car nut" they all knew i JUST got my car back as well.
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OMG, that was a good one! Payback shall be so sweet....
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Actualy do not shrink wrap the new girl's car because if it gets sunny the plastic melts. A co-worker did this to another guy who was leaving the company and he desided to say past noon and hang out with everyone. (which wasnt planned). So when left, everyone was like GOTCH......aaaaoh ****.
The vaseline joke sounds funny though. I do that all the time to my front door because my room mate has trouble opening it to begine with.
The vaseline joke sounds funny though. I do that all the time to my front door because my room mate has trouble opening it to begine with.
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Originally Posted by NoTears316
You should give them all AIDS.
you are implying I have AIDS? which I don't
and no jordan is not hot.
and payback pranks in general for me, NEVER involve ones car... i subscribe to the philosophy that you dont **** with someone's car... EVER
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steal her keyboard, take it home for the night. While at home, pop off all the keys and crazy glue them back on. See how good of a "managing secretary" she is when she can't freakin' type!
I believe your payback should consist of numberous 'small' pranks that will eventually make her wish she'd never played that prank on you. Just my $.02
I believe your payback should consist of numberous 'small' pranks that will eventually make her wish she'd never played that prank on you. Just my $.02
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I like deedubbs idea too, or maybe something that doesnt initially smell bad but just start to progressively smell worst.
Whats that i smell? Must be nothing.
Next day, theres that smell again and it stinks!
Whats that i smell? Must be nothing.
Next day, theres that smell again and it stinks!
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Mail all the blow in cards from every magazine you can find with here address on them. Ones like information about viagra, movies to improve your sex life, and Mantis Tillers. She'll be getting crap for years!
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here's an idea
it's called "Ring around Uranus" (don't know if anus is considered a bad word. Anus....)
saw it on mtv or something.
when you have time, buy some paint and then go about painting the toilet seats,
when someone sits down, it makes a ring...
(might have to buy some extra seats in order to not **** of the boss though)
it's called "Ring around Uranus" (don't know if anus is considered a bad word. Anus....)
saw it on mtv or something.
when you have time, buy some paint and then go about painting the toilet seats,
when someone sits down, it makes a ring...
(might have to buy some extra seats in order to not **** of the boss though)