So I come back from lunch, park and go inside. I visit with a few people for a min and as im fixing to sit down and start working again Charlotte (one of the two managing secretary type people here) comes up to me and says "can you come to my office for a min" and we are pretty cool so im like sure whats up.

I get in her office, and Jordan (one of the younger new file room girls) is sitting crying in a chair. At this point im thinking "wtf is going on, did I do something I'm not aware of"?

Charlotte tells me "you arent going to like this but Jordan just hit your car". I flip out on the inside my heart SANK because no more then 24 hours earlier i just got it back from the paintshop (repairing/respraying) from getting egged. I didn't lose my cool i was like "how bad is it?" She goes (still crying) "one of the taillights is hanging off"

And so i go out there slowly to the parking lot thinking the whole way "does she have insurance" "she'd better pay for every dime" "im going to kill her"

I go out there and notice there is no taillight hanging off, there is no damage at all.... ive been HAD! I turn around and they are all looking out the window laughing haha so i flip them off and go inside to laugh it up with them..... that was a REALLY good joke in terms of how bad they got me.

It was the perfect joke to play because I'm really the only one that drives a sports car here at work, and the only one who's really a "car nut" they all knew i JUST got my car back as well.

 

Paybacks are hell

 

YOu should shrink wrap her car all in good fun.

 

Or superglue the door handle shut and then rub vaseline all over the place... you can immagine how pissed people get.

 

OMG, that was a good one! Payback shall be so sweet....

 

Is Jordan hot?

Would you hit it?

That story, and her name, turns me on.

I'm horny now.

 

put gum in her hair!!!!

 

You should give them all AIDS.

 

Actualy do not shrink wrap the new girl's car because if it gets sunny the plastic melts. A co-worker did this to another guy who was leaving the company and he desided to say past noon and hang out with everyone. (which wasnt planned). So when left, everyone was like GOTCH......aaaaoh ****.

The vaseline joke sounds funny though. I do that all the time to my front door because my room mate has trouble opening it to begine with.

 

you are implying I have AIDS? which I don't

and no jordan is not hot.

and payback pranks in general for me, NEVER involve ones car... i subscribe to the philosophy that you dont **** with someone's car... EVER

 

okay... Hep C maybe?

 

NoTears, why do you insist everyone has an STD?

 

steal her keyboard, take it home for the night. While at home, pop off all the keys and crazy glue them back on. See how good of a "managing secretary" she is when she can't freakin' type!

I believe your payback should consist of numberous 'small' pranks that will eventually make her wish she'd never played that prank on you. Just my $.02

 

I never said that. Why? Whatcha got?

 

Fushi mphshs.
NoTears you urk me. lol

 

put dog poo under her door handle

 

purchase clear jello, boil water, add clear jello to boiling water, stir, then pour it in the toilet, let sit over night, jello toilet water.

 

smother fish sauce all over the receiver part of her work phone!

 

just put saran wrap on the toilet so she can get a big suprise

 

I like deedubbs idea too, or maybe something that doesnt initially smell bad but just start to progressively smell worst.

Whats that i smell? Must be nothing.

Next day, theres that smell again and it stinks!

 

I like the idea of giving everyone in the office an STD.

 

I like the idea of switching the keys in her keyboard

QWERTY who??????

 

Mail all the blow in cards from every magazine you can find with here address on them. Ones like information about viagra, movies to improve your sex life, and Mantis Tillers. She'll be getting crap for years!

 

I recommend that you take to heart these immortal words of wisdom: "This is glue. Strong stuff."

 

here's an idea
it's called "Ring around Uranus" (don't know if anus is considered a bad word. Anus....)
saw it on mtv or something.
when you have time, buy some paint and then go about painting the toilet seats,
when someone sits down, it makes a ring...

(might have to buy some extra seats in order to not **** of the boss though)