Notices
NW RX-8 Forum Serving WA, OR, ID, AK

Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members

Old 02-28-2010, 07:36 AM
  #1  
Cone Abuser
Thread Starter
 
Anijo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Redmond, WA
Posts: 2,010
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members

Rules:
  • You need at least 1 witness besides yourself and the person who said it
  • You can't post some from over 2 weeks ago
  • Anonymize when necessary or at the victim's request
    • No un-anonymizing someone else's quote
    • Quoting directly from a thread is fair game, unless they request you anonymize it
  • Text Messages and PM's count but you can't make **** up
  • Provide context only when it makes the quote funnier




Originally Posted by Photo shoot on 2-20-2010
Brad: "Well, I want to go put some pants on."


Originally Posted by Text Message
Guy 1: Going to a strip club with a girl hotter than any girl there was epic. I watched her get 2 lap dances. Lol.
Guy 1: She left her juices all over my passenger seat
Guy 2: Hot. Also, leather seats FTW, cloth would smell and distract you all day
Guy 1: You can lick my seat for 5 bucks lol lol lol


Originally Posted by TANKERG
Just becuase we stand in a circle masticating on Dick's doesn't mean you need to get all nasty in the thread. (but do becareful about dripping Dick's shake on your shirt, it's been known to happen.)

Last edited by Anijo; 03-01-2010 at 09:50 PM.
Old 06-10-2010, 06:21 PM
  #2  
Mr. Örange
 
TANKERG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,491
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Bignatex
Lol dondo is a stocker
EPIC!!! hahaha
Old 06-10-2010, 06:24 PM
  #3  
I am THAT guy
iTrader: (1)
 
Atilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Caca Cali
Posts: 5,994
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 4 Posts


nice thread
Old 06-10-2010, 06:25 PM
  #4  
Spinnnnnnnnnnn
iTrader: (19)
 
Chad D.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Windsor, Ontario
Posts: 2,549
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by Anijo
No un-anonymizing someone else's quote
Old 06-10-2010, 06:49 PM
  #5  
100% baller (finally!)
iTrader: (7)
 
dondo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 5,383
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by TANKERG
EPIC!!! hahaha
hey! i can't believe you bumped this!

how about these:

Originally Posted by FoxeyL8y
All hail dondo
Originally Posted by makristal
Just sayin' there are people confused and now it's resolved because dondo knows all.

Last edited by dondo; 06-10-2010 at 06:54 PM.
Old 06-10-2010, 07:01 PM
  #6  
Mr. Örange
 
TANKERG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,491
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
lol dondo is a stocker/ has to be the best and funniest thing I've read


TOPS!!!
Old 06-10-2010, 07:02 PM
  #7  
100% baller (finally!)
iTrader: (7)
 
dondo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 5,383
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by TANKERG
lol dondo is a stocker/ has to be the best and funniest thing I've read


TOPS!!!
hahahaha
Old 06-10-2010, 07:15 PM
  #8  
Registered
iTrader: (2)
 
and1kidd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 741
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
haha!!! Great thread
Old 06-10-2010, 07:30 PM
  #9  
Bambi ruins my cars
 
Bignatex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: St Louis Missouri
Posts: 986
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
ill take credit for the dondo stocker
Old 06-10-2010, 07:53 PM
  #10  
Derp Kitten
 
FoxeyL8y's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,362
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 1 Post
wow, one week in, and ive already made in onto the epic quotes board. yeeaaaaaahhh bitttcheeesssss
Old 06-10-2010, 10:20 PM
  #11  
100% baller (finally!)
iTrader: (7)
 
dondo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 5,383
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
^ you made quite a splash in here!
Old 06-10-2010, 10:28 PM
  #12  
Sunlight Silver Bias
 
makristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Kirkland, WA
Posts: 1,259
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Lawl, hoping to hear some good ones tomorrow. "Hey don't shake my dick's *******!"
Old 06-10-2010, 10:55 PM
  #13  
Derp Kitten
 
FoxeyL8y's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,362
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 1 Post
Originally Posted by dondo
^ you made quite a splash in here!
lol. cannon ball? or belly flop...
Old 06-10-2010, 11:19 PM
  #14  
100% baller (finally!)
iTrader: (7)
 
dondo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 5,383
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
cannonballs are more BA i think
Old 06-11-2010, 02:12 AM
  #15  
Cone Abuser
Thread Starter
 
Anijo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Redmond, WA
Posts: 2,010
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I like that this thread is getting used finally like 4 months later...



Originally Posted by dondo
k well that's a long way out so i should be able to make it. what's the winner get? pinks?
Originally Posted by TANKERG
^ Dick's
Originally Posted by dondo
ok deal.
Originally Posted by Bignatex
MMm dicks
Old 06-11-2010, 02:34 AM
  #16  
Bambi ruins my cars
 
Bignatex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: St Louis Missouri
Posts: 986
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Lol somehow i knew that one would make it on here
Old 06-11-2010, 02:39 AM
  #17  
Cone Abuser
Thread Starter
 
Anijo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Redmond, WA
Posts: 2,010
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Bignatex
Lol somehow i knew that one would make it on here
The best part is that they were clearly talking about one kind of Dick's, you... not so much
Old 06-11-2010, 02:39 AM
  #18  
Bambi ruins my cars
 
Bignatex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: St Louis Missouri
Posts: 986
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"Sooooo in other words, dont be a ***** and come wrap your mouth around a deluxe Dick's. Dont worry, we wont give you a reach around at your first meet."

a glorious PM from brad
Old 06-11-2010, 11:58 AM
  #19  
100% baller (finally!)
iTrader: (7)
 
dondo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 5,383
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
you should put quotes around it then.
Old 06-11-2010, 12:00 PM
  #20  
Sunlight Silver Bias
 
makristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Kirkland, WA
Posts: 1,259
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Hahaha! I'm still waiting for Dondo to pull out something....Quote-ish..
Old 06-11-2010, 01:58 PM
  #21  
Bambi ruins my cars
 
Bignatex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: St Louis Missouri
Posts: 986
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I was too lazy lol
Old 06-11-2010, 02:53 PM
  #22  
My Other car's A Stryker
iTrader: (1)
 
faith&firepower's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Updated Location....Back in the USA!
Posts: 607
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
I just haven't been around!
Old 06-12-2010, 07:06 PM
  #23  
Derp Kitten
 
FoxeyL8y's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,362
Likes: 0
Received 5 Likes on 1 Post
FB chat quote... omg im scarred...

Mike
She didn't even get wasted so I can take advantage of her
:-(:-(

5:01pmMe
ohhhh sad day

LOL

5:01pmMike
I KNOW
I had it all planned out in my head

5:01pmMe
men...

5:02pmMike
But to make her smile, I told her she can go to Lovers and buy an embarassing outfit for me to wear for her

5:02pmMe
try again tonight??

5:02pmMike
AND she did

5:02pmMe
OMG
:O:O

5:02pmMike
Yeah
It was epic

5:02pmMe
i dont even want to know

5:02pmMike
Leopard print man undies

5:02pmMe
AUGH

5:02pmMike
Hahaha
Now you know

5:02pmMe
I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW

5:02pmMike
TOo late :-):-)

Old 06-12-2010, 07:34 PM
  #24  
Sunlight Silver Bias
 
makristal's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Kirkland, WA
Posts: 1,259
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Life is good. :-)
Old 06-14-2010, 10:06 PM
  #25  
100% baller (finally!)
iTrader: (7)
 
dondo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 5,383
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Anijo
You can show up and say it's not you in the video
Originally Posted by FoxeyL8y
and... Video...????
Originally Posted by Anijo
Usually they give you a link to an online version too. But yah, red light cameras take video
Originally Posted by FoxeyL8y
oooOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought you were talking about something entirely different. lol!
lol

Thread Tools
Search this Thread
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:
You have already rated this thread Rating: Thread Rating: 0 votes,  average.

Quick Reply: Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:13 PM.