Taco Sauce and Balls...That's what SHE said
08-18-2010, 04:23 PM
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Taco Sauce and *****...That's what SHE said
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen...
If you clicked on this thread it is because you saw a phrase that once meant something (and always will)...because at one point the DFW 8's were as tight as...nevermind, I'll just let you all finish that sentence for yourselves. This is the group known across the nation as the ****** who give each other serious crap on the threads then come together to attack outsiders who hone in on our threads! This is the group that drove to OKC and Deals Gap to represent...we are the real deal, we do not F%#& around and we do not leave each other hanging.
It has recently come to my attention that the DFW 8's are no longer very close, meets are few and far between and attendance is lacking...guys...what. the. hell. I leave you alone for a year and a half and geez
...lol...j/k...
Nick informed me last night that he is going back to Lubbock Friday. And I have not seen him but once this summer...this is UNACCEPTABLE. I'll take my portion of the blame of course. But I'm calling you all out to be there for a going away/reviving of the DFW 8's meet. Tomorrow night. Flips. Be there.
Guys, I'm in no way condoning the listening to or owning of any Backstreet Boys music...but they were wise in saying "let me show you the shape of my heart." Well...mine is in the shape of a rotary. True, powerful, gas-guzzling, torque-lacking, and lets not forget captivating. Show me the shape of yours...come out tomorrow night, no excuses! (I'll be late as always of course.)
And now, to call you all out individually as members of the group I was tight with...just so you recall the good times and are inspired to attend the revival...
Group: It is ALWAYS a f%$#in' Camry.
That's what SHE said.
The Shocker, the Spocker...and the show stopper...Urban dictionary...
Superman that ho! Or Chinese finger trap...er...group shot everyone??!!
Angela: Sigh...the starbucks story...apparently classifies me. I'm a crazy B*%$.
Brian: *****!!
Creto: Taco Sauce...you wanna f%$#? (Royal F%$# that is...)
Nick: Seriously, who drew a dick on my window guys? Not cool...
Scott: The black pearl is looking so slick it's OUTTA CONTROL!!! Hahahahaha...I fly by ya in a foreign WHIP!
Seatown: No quotes so much as badass parties
Thomas: YOUR FACE....and the monkey dancing...
Jew: Yeah, I'm on my 34th transmission and 83rd fifth and second gears...Mazda says they won't honor the warranty...weird...
Joe: I tried to get my personalized license plate to say "got 8"...apparently it was too dirty. Oh well. Brandon, you need some more Dr. Pepper?? A pitcher perhaps??
Brandon the Kid: F*%$ you guys, I got a manual. And a hood. And a shop vac with 6 hp. POUND MY S#!T B!#@%
Kyle: Maroon shinka b%$#es...cuz that's how I roll. Gig em!
Mike (frangmi): Man I got some stories about my old roommate...he would just take a s%#@ with the door open...
Ryan...sorry man, I didn't really hang out much after I totalled scarlet...but I know you are a beer pong machine!
Adam...yeah, sorry, same thing. My bad. Happy birthday though!
And an honorary shout out to Matt, aka Doc Mambo...cuz I know you are still the silent thread stalker: Speaking of syrup, I got this new toaster...
Alright, that's more than enough of a post to make up for my absence I believe. Nick...you handle the list of attendees...and you better ALL be on it! I'll look forward to a ridiculous, vulgar, DFW 8 club time tomorrow.
Zoom zoom fellas...
If you clicked on this thread it is because you saw a phrase that once meant something (and always will)...because at one point the DFW 8's were as tight as...nevermind, I'll just let you all finish that sentence for yourselves. This is the group known across the nation as the ****** who give each other serious crap on the threads then come together to attack outsiders who hone in on our threads! This is the group that drove to OKC and Deals Gap to represent...we are the real deal, we do not F%#& around and we do not leave each other hanging.
It has recently come to my attention that the DFW 8's are no longer very close, meets are few and far between and attendance is lacking...guys...what. the. hell. I leave you alone for a year and a half and geez
...lol...j/k...Nick informed me last night that he is going back to Lubbock Friday. And I have not seen him but once this summer...this is UNACCEPTABLE. I'll take my portion of the blame of course. But I'm calling you all out to be there for a going away/reviving of the DFW 8's meet. Tomorrow night. Flips. Be there.
Guys, I'm in no way condoning the listening to or owning of any Backstreet Boys music...but they were wise in saying "let me show you the shape of my heart." Well...mine is in the shape of a rotary. True, powerful, gas-guzzling, torque-lacking, and lets not forget captivating. Show me the shape of yours...come out tomorrow night, no excuses! (I'll be late as always of course.)
And now, to call you all out individually as members of the group I was tight with...just so you recall the good times and are inspired to attend the revival...
Group: It is ALWAYS a f%$#in' Camry.
That's what SHE said.
The Shocker, the Spocker...and the show stopper...Urban dictionary...
Superman that ho! Or Chinese finger trap...er...group shot everyone??!!
Angela: Sigh...the starbucks story...apparently classifies me. I'm a crazy B*%$.
Brian: *****!!
Creto: Taco Sauce...you wanna f%$#? (Royal F%$# that is...)
Nick: Seriously, who drew a dick on my window guys? Not cool...
Scott: The black pearl is looking so slick it's OUTTA CONTROL!!! Hahahahaha...I fly by ya in a foreign WHIP!
Seatown: No quotes so much as badass parties
Thomas: YOUR FACE....and the monkey dancing...
Jew: Yeah, I'm on my 34th transmission and 83rd fifth and second gears...Mazda says they won't honor the warranty...weird...
Joe: I tried to get my personalized license plate to say "got 8"...apparently it was too dirty. Oh well. Brandon, you need some more Dr. Pepper?? A pitcher perhaps??
Brandon the Kid: F*%$ you guys, I got a manual. And a hood. And a shop vac with 6 hp. POUND MY S#!T B!#@%
Kyle: Maroon shinka b%$#es...cuz that's how I roll. Gig em!
Mike (frangmi): Man I got some stories about my old roommate...he would just take a s%#@ with the door open...
Ryan...sorry man, I didn't really hang out much after I totalled scarlet...but I know you are a beer pong machine!
Adam...yeah, sorry, same thing. My bad. Happy birthday though!
And an honorary shout out to Matt, aka Doc Mambo...cuz I know you are still the silent thread stalker: Speaking of syrup, I got this new toaster...
Alright, that's more than enough of a post to make up for my absence I believe. Nick...you handle the list of attendees...and you better ALL be on it! I'll look forward to a ridiculous, vulgar, DFW 8 club time tomorrow.
Zoom zoom fellas...
Last edited by agcutie03; 08-18-2010 at 09:29 PM. Reason: I suck at life and forgot Brandon the Kid's quote
08-18-2010, 04:38 PM
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Sounds good to me! And since when do we all need an excuse to drink? Damn I had a bottle opener in my console at all times for the Dos Equis in my pockets when I drove Scarlet. Always. It came with the car...?
J/k, bad joke, don't drink and drive. You may end up passed out on the curb of a Shell Station waiting for a fellow 8 driver to come take your sorry a$$ home if he could just figure out where the hell you are! Not a good story for l8r.
It came with the car...? J/k, bad joke, don't drink and drive. You may end up passed out on the curb of a Shell Station waiting for a fellow 8 driver to come take your sorry a$$ home if he could just figure out where the hell you are! Not a good story for l8r.
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baa da da duh dah.... ONE UP BITCH!
and to angela u owe me a blender top a toothbrush and a half container of ORANGE TANG i have not forgotten!!
keep it all hollywood all the time
and to angela u owe me a blender top a toothbrush and a half container of ORANGE TANG i have not forgotten!!
keep it all hollywood all the time
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