I don't lie about my size, I would hate to get a girls hopes up. I am definitely not one to have a "whip it out" contest.

 

Then how do you get women to make a sandwich for you? Surely it's not your handsome good looks.

 

I don't know. Most women are dumb and it never hurts to be forward and ask,"hey, you doing anything later? Well, I'm bored, let's go have sex"

 

And how many times has that pick up line worked for you?

 

That's okay bro, you can have just as much fun with your little one! <j/k>

 

Thanks man! Looks like you know what I'm talking about.

 

I think that's what the Random Crap thread is for :D

 

I just always say I have a half sucked tic-tac then how can they be dissapointed :D

 

yeppers :D

 

Do you then offer to let them suck it the rest of the way?

 

Wow, Scalliwag thinks AND talks dirty!!!

 

dazygirl acts like she's never had a tic -tac before. Whatever!!

 

Kinda I guess

 

Yeah but it usually takes all night :D

 

I try to avoid tic-tacs at all cost.

 

You got to make it grow first, give it chance...j/k :D

 

wow...this thread just keeps getting weirder and weirder...i need to get my computer back up and running.

as for the bar idea NYT-OWL...my mom and i have already planned to hit up bennigans in bedford friday night. we went there a couple weeks ago after we got our tattoos. my mom is crazy fun and so are some of my friends coming along. but anybody and everybody is welcome. we usually close the place down so be prepared to stay out all night!!!

 

But I think we are celebrating Chris' birthday this Friday.

 

I've come to the conclusion that our group has a hard time focusing unless it has to do with sex. Then all threads lead in that direction. We have some sexual tension in the group.

 

Geez, I give up... I can't even keep up with you guys anymore. Don't you have jobs or do you just sit on this damn board all the time? :D I'm just kidding. My job has me running crazy. I guess time permitting I'll see you guys tomorrow night, but as of now I'm not making any promises. Everyone going to be there?

 

We'll be the.

 

We can go hang out with EG and his crew, the more the merrier

 

I am at the computer all day on my job and then when I am home except for when I am at the shop (like now) and then I just bounce on to check for last minute stuff on orders etc.
I have really fast internet here at the shop.
So any of you with laptops w/wireless NIC's that come out Saturday for Dazy's big exhaust adventure can hit the net :D
Dazy have you checked the status on your order? Before I forget we can't have small kids in here because it would be too dangerous for the little ones Unless someone watches them in the office anyways.

 

My exhaust will be shipped tomorrow morning.
I'm at a computer all day too, but not usually at night. Thats when I run errands and hit the gym.
EG, what tatoo did you get? Is it your first? Where is it? Did it hurt? Sorry for the 20 questions but I havent seen you to ask in real life. But I do expect you to show and tell on Sat. Show me yours and I'll show you mine...

 

Whatever we do on Friday is fine, just let me know!!!

And your mom sounds a lot like my mom EG. She usually has a margarita party during the summer where everyone gets sunburned at the pool and drunk as a skunk. They did some remodeling this year so now our drunk asses can hang in the hot tub!