DFW: BJ's meet Dec 13, 7:30pm
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Granted, it could always be a case of having troubles getting your nuts off *looks at Angela*...
Oh, and Angela, I think this is what you were wanting last night...
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Hey, I have NEVER had trouble getting nuts off...it was Brian and Jenkins. I thought we established last night why my car was lopsided, the Chinese finger trap, right? Did anyone try out the Superman by the way? Haha...gross...
Shocker, Spocker, and the Show Stopper
Superman that hoe... hahahahahahaha
THE SHOCKER!!!!!
"Shocker - The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ***; two in the **** one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it."
"The Spocker - The Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
"Show Stopper - Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing"
-Urban Dictionary
oh ****, this has gone too far; I need to get to work...
Holly's Birthday shot...
THE SHOCKER!!!!!
"Shocker - The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ***; two in the **** one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it."
"The Spocker - The Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
"Show Stopper - Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing"
-Urban Dictionary
oh ****, this has gone too far; I need to get to work...
Holly's Birthday shot...
I can't help myself...
"Superman - When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you ********** and *** on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the *** and she has a cape like Superman!!!"
- Urban Dictionary
"Superman - When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you ********** and *** on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the *** and she has a cape like Superman!!!"
- Urban Dictionary
damn, I'm dirty.
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LOL, of course...seriously, where do you guys get these icons, seriously?! Haha!! Yeah, sometime after Christmas, I am up for an oil change...need to get that nut taken care of first...er, on my car, that is. 
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