A cautionary tale: MazdaManiac
Mu ha.. ha...
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From: Cali
it's not my responsibility to keep track of which member is owed a kit, the fact remains that after over two years following payment (and subsequently moving onto other cars in some cases) they are still owed kits which is the sole purpose of this thread
why they keep having to come back here to ask about them is beyond me, perhaps you should read the instructions on the instructions about how to keep these 5 people informed about their status ...
why they keep having to come back here to ask about them is beyond me, perhaps you should read the instructions on the instructions about how to keep these 5 people informed about their status ...
I bet he's glad he has a bag over his head otherwise it might get kicked in.
I knew this was coming, so sad. Big head ache for everyone.
Personally I would have returned their money after an evaluation determined my obligation to meet their need in a timely manner was unsuccessful and the cost associated in meeting such obligation was beyond the scope of making a profit in either money or reputation.
Butt... that's me.
Plus we don't have all the details and I don't have a bag over my head so I better keep my mouth shut. Like i said, big head ache for everyone.
Actually if you could post the email, i cant seem to receive anything from you that would be great. Sorry for bumping the thread, I am just clueless to where I am currently standing on this.
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U-Stink-But-I-♥-U
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Dear ERX8 and czar,
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
kevin@rotaryresurrection
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From: east of Knoxville, TN
Dear ERX8 and czar,
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
Dear ERX8 and czar,
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
Dear ERX8 and czar,
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
Hi guys. This is your common sense writing you. Sorry it has taken me so long to get on top of this situation, but somehow it completely dropped off my radar. Hell, I didn't even know you bought an upgrade kit from MM. Given his history of lack of delivery of both kits (stealthTL) and tunes (everyfuckingbody,) I definitely would have counseled against buying from him. But, hey, it is your money; I just work here.
Anyway, I have done a complete analysis of the situation and wanted to provide you with my Common Sense Report (CSR.) In my CSR, I go into complete detail of all the issues and evidences that we have at our disposal; however, in a nutshell the situation is quite simple. Again, I am sorry I wasn't available to help you work through this a year and a half ago when it should have been obvious, but you ******* done been had.
Yes. You've been bent over and reamed with an authentic 5" Lisle 36500 Ridge Reamer. I am quite surprised you haven't noticed that whistling sound when the wind blows as that is the Hemholtz harmonic that has been set up in your *** due to said reaming. I mean, seriously, that should have been your first clue.
Anyway, I am sure you would have just spent that money on hookers and blow. Jeff will have better uses for it, like his entry fee to get his VW into LeMons. Well, like I said, I will look into how I completely dropped the ball on this one. Remember! Its all about sphincter control.
With Kind Regards,
Your Common Sense
Attached: CSR
I don't spend money on LeMons, BTW. We are out of that circuit and other people were paying for it to begin with.
The last of my expenses - my house - goes on short-sale this week, so I will finally have no assets or expenses at all. It should be liberating.
Look for an interesting e-mail coming to an inbox near you.
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