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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:13 AM
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Top Gear's Stig Revealed - almost (update: Black Stig returns?)

Top Gear's Stig Revealed - almost

by Zack Newmark
January 12, 2009 8:58 PM
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For over five years now, one question has truly plagued mankind: just who, exactly, is The Stig?

London rag News of the World claims to know the true identity of the always-masked test driver for BBC programme Top Gear. While the newspaper has suspiciously chosen not to print his name, they did reveal that he used to race the Formula First, GT Racing, and Stock Car circuits. Although at one point he was terrified of race driving, he nearly qualified for the Formula One circuit.

Unexpectedly, Stig leads a fairly quiet life. The married man (sorry, ladies) is in his thirties, and uses a run-of-the-mill £15,000 car as his daily driver. He takes home a healthy £150,000 per year for his work on Top Gear, and side work doing stunts and test driving. The newspaper claims to have confirmed his identity when a top BBC source supported the finding.

The source reportedly said, "Yes **** ******** is the Stig but don't tell anyone I've told you."

Hopefully for him, show host Jeremy Clarkson will not kill off this Stig -dressed in all-white- like they did the last Stig. Perry McCarthy, a former Formula One driver, played the Black Stig for 22 episodes of the BBC show, until he revealed his identity in the autobiography Flat Out, Flat Broke. Shortly thereafter, Black Stig was launched off the HMS Invincible aircraft carrier in a rocket-powered Jaguar XJ-S, never to be heard from again.

Then again, maybe the article is rubbish. For years, many have theorized the Stig as being a composite of several different drivers. Perhaps News of the World confirmed one of many. “This is the best-kept secret in motor racing and we want to keep it that way,” said the BBC source.

“No one will ever officially confirm his identity.”



Source: newsoftheworld.co.uk

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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:36 AM
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what?! i thought stig was a machine
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:47 AM
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It's human? wtf..
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 10:27 AM
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This must be a clever ploy to distract us. Everyone knows the Stig isn't human.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 10:45 AM
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Yeh, its this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a7tI...eature=related

sorry, couldnt resist
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:10 AM
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:27 AM
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Stig is not human
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:31 AM
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:33 AM
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The stig is really Saya the robot receptionist.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:41 AM
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^ That is creepy looking...
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:42 AM
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Everyone that watched the broadcast of this years Race of Champions knows who the stig(s) is/are....

whatever,,,,

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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Rotr8
anyone whom watched the broadcast of this years Race of Chaampions knows whom the stig(s) are....

You may wanna read up on this:

http://web.ku.edu/~edit/whom.html
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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I'm the stig..
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:52 AM
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I'm the stig..
I'm Sparticus!
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:30 PM
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I'm Sparticus!
And I am GOD, nice to meet you...
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:55 PM
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Big Stig!
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:59 PM
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lies....all lies.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 02:32 PM
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Big Stig!
Big Stig was probably one of the funniest episodes I've ever seen.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by topgear8
I'm the stig..
Originally Posted by CyberPitz
I'm Sparticus!
Originally Posted by DailyDriver2k5
And I am GOD, nice to meet you...
I'm Tiger Woods
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 03:26 PM
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I'm Tiger Woods
ShHHhHHH! Don't say that too loudly! Arkansas is still pissed about Obama winning the election!
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Socket7
The stig is really Saya the robot receptionist.
What else can she do?
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 04:21 PM
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No Rasp, it's not a fembot!
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 04:28 PM
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No Rasp, it's not a fembot!
not yet!
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 04:36 PM
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She's missing a finger...Looks like somebodys been having a little too much fun..

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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Gauge
She's missing a finger...Looks like somebodys been having a little too much fun..

That's her power button
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