"Speed Bump of the Future"...Really??
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"Speed Bump of the Future"...Really??
Umm, Canada has me a bit worried with this...
a speed bump that's an optical illusion of a child playing in the street...........
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...ns-of-children
a speed bump that's an optical illusion of a child playing in the street...........
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...ns-of-children
one of these days some guy is going to SPEED UP trying to scare his passengers into thinking he's hitting a real person and sure enough, guess what's going to happen.
That won't be 'pavement Patty' he's bulldozing through.
You canadians have issues.
That won't be 'pavement Patty' he's bulldozing through.
You canadians have issues.
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rev: hey man check this out
jedi: dude, what are you doing? why are you speeding up in a neighborhood??
atilla: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, fun car
rev: just chill man, watch
jedi: rev, man, there's a kid in the street, slow down!
rev: nah it's all good, it's that stupid pavement patty bullshit, no worries
jedi: seriously, that's a real kid!!
rev: come on, lighten up! it'll seeeeem like we're really doing it, but we're not, thanks to Canada! it's some crazy hologram, omg
atilla: i want a slushie.
...thump, thump...
rev: uhh...
atilla: i don't want a slushie anymore
i can see it now...
rev: hey man check this out
jedi: dude, what are you doing? why are you speeding up in a neighborhood??
atilla: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, fun car
rev: just chill man, watch
jedi: rev, man, there's a kid in the street, slow down!
rev: nah it's all good, it's that stupid pavement patty bullshit, no worries
jedi: seriously, that's a real kid!!
rev: come on, lighten up! it'll seeeeem like we're really doing it, but we're not, thanks to Canada! it's some crazy hologram, omg
atilla: i want a slushie.
...thump, thump...
rev: uhh...
atilla: i don't want a slushie anymore
rev: hey man check this out
jedi: dude, what are you doing? why are you speeding up in a neighborhood??
atilla: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, fun car
rev: just chill man, watch
jedi: rev, man, there's a kid in the street, slow down!
rev: nah it's all good, it's that stupid pavement patty bullshit, no worries
jedi: seriously, that's a real kid!!
rev: come on, lighten up! it'll seeeeem like we're really doing it, but we're not, thanks to Canada! it's some crazy hologram, omg
atilla: i want a slushie.
...thump, thump...
rev: uhh...
atilla: i don't want a slushie anymore
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! 
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ha ha, i don't know man, it just seemed to fit.
rev wouldn't have to worry though, i'm sure he could talk one of his many stalkers in to taking the rap for him... a-la Matt Leinert style.
rev wouldn't have to worry though, i'm sure he could talk one of his many stalkers in to taking the rap for him... a-la Matt Leinert style.
Anyone catch this bit:
Am I allowed to get grammar **** on a jouralist?
Terrible idea imo. There are such a thing as a speed bump that wrecks your car when you take it too fast.... which will never condition people to run over kids.
2cp.
As for drivers who become can't process optical illusions, Dunne argued that they have no business on the road in the first place.
Am I allowed to get grammar **** on a jouralist?
Terrible idea imo. There are such a thing as a speed bump that wrecks your car when you take it too fast.... which will never condition people to run over kids.
2cp.
hah kinda reminds me of this road illusion i saw a few years back -- http://www.moillusions.com/2008/01/p...-illusion.html
I think i kinda like the kid a bit more. Who wouldnt want to run over a kid every morning to work
I think i kinda like the kid a bit more. Who wouldnt want to run over a kid every morning to work
, that was hilarious 2tone. This is not needed, there are speed bumps around here you do not want to speed over. I once got into an altercation in my old neighborhood when some dip **** was speeding through. He flew by, I screamed "slow down *******", he stopped and yelled some bullshit, I yelled some bullshit, he backed up, I walked into garage and got breaker bar, he drove off.
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LOL ...
I would prefer some other images mentioned in the comments, like a cinder block or a giant pothole. An image of an Abrams tank with the gun turret pointed at ya would do the trick too. Heck, if it was an image of some foxy girl showing some leg, I'd even stop
I would prefer some other images mentioned in the comments, like a cinder block or a giant pothole. An image of an Abrams tank with the gun turret pointed at ya would do the trick too. Heck, if it was an image of some foxy girl showing some leg, I'd even stop
they keep putting those on the rugby field as advertisements and it sucks. the stretched images... As for the RX8 im not so sure it would fare well even against a child lol.
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