Just look at these topics in general discussion:

rx 8 stolen LAX
Windshield Scratches
Rock chip in windshield
Parking damage - gonna be big $$$?
My baby got rear ended.....the curse continues
I hit a curb going 60MPH+
T-boned and side-swiped!
5 car pile up today
RX-8 Affecting my Health!

This is giving me nightmares. I haven't even had the first parking-lot ding yet.

 

No worries. It could be worse....I checked out the Mustang and 350Z boards. Some of their subjects are:

Why do they laugh when I drive by?
Blown away by another RX8!
13 MPG? WTF?
Rear view mirror broke off when combing my hair
Spinners? Yes or No
New 350 owner...what do you think about 22 inch wheels?
Wish I bought an RX8
Saw the nicest RX8 today..couldn't catch up though.

 

Lmao...

 

:D

I'd hate to see what's on the SRT board, then.

 

I'll take this one. I was there before it became an interweb joke...

Duz NAWS void my warintee?
Sartee4: fastist car eva?
So I smoked another SVT Cobra today
Why does peeps finks wer dum cuz are rides r phat?
help! need how-to for canard install
RX-8s are teh ghey!

:D

 

Go out to your car right now and get it over with, you'll thank me in the long run :p

 

Definitely not safe to read and drink coffee at the same time!

 

But Ike, my dealer's 90-day, fix-your-first-ding policy is still in effect. If I dinged it myself, I'd have to take it in.


(Mebbe I should just go park it at the WalMart and get it christened while I'm still covered.)