This mysterious user hailing from California... why does he such profound interest in the Canadian forums? Attempts to show up at all our meetings. In particular the happenings in GTA... Is it because of Leesha's existence? Is it for the igloos that we live in? Or is it the eskimo bars that we eat here for sustenance???

Let's explore this!

 

 

Dozer, are you philipino?

 

He even has a crackhead in a Toque (a regular Toronto and Vancouver site) in his Avatar

 

This Dozer that you speak of is quite the Man of Mystery.
Some say he sprinkles CRACK on his sandwiches
Some say he once drank Corona Beer off the hood of his RX-8
All We know is he's called Dozer

 

 

 

I cooked some BBQ at his house a couple times i think?

Jedi, me and some other forum members almost started a fire in his car once too...

Around :53 you'll see the magic happen

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^^^ that is EXACTLY why one should not get hammered and then install car parts in THE DARK!
That does bring up another issue though: Is this "Dozer" person SOOO poweful that even his CAR shares some of his super human abilities?
How many other cars would survive such a fire? He got in the car and it started RIGHT up despite almost burning throught he PCM wiring harness. This is scary stuff...

 

 

magic....

all i know is that dozers 8 had a spark goblen living in it.

 

Dozer man, who are you? damn I wish one day you WOULD come to GTA and meet up with us.... The International Man of mystery..

and what's up with that dancing white ghost icon?

 

the dancing white ghost icon he stole from me... That's our little buddy "Fruit" (that's what you have to type in to get him to appear...seriously.)
I always wondered why he was named fruit so I started putting him at the end of random posts. : fruit : (minus the spaces)

 

or maybe it just reminds Dozer of a childhood icon if his...The Michelin Man.

 

who are you? the who, one of my favorite songs.

 

maybe these guys are all confused that the CA in our posts doesn't stand for California?

 

 

Indeed, I've been truly mislead...

 

 

+1

 

 

^you got it...

 

Dozer is like the guy you hear about on the dos XX beer commercials.

 

 

he dont drink beer but when he does he perferres Dos XX