Dear Canada.
01-17-2005, 02:17 PM
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Dear Canada.
Please take back your bitter cold weather and incessantly deficating geese. 
I would also like to thank you for eventually taking back Tom Greene. We wish to keep Ms. Anderson.
That's all.
I would also like to thank you for eventually taking back Tom Greene. We wish to keep Ms. Anderson.
That's all.
01-17-2005, 02:26 PM
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Dude, our cold fronts come down from Alaska or further north (arctic).
As for the geese, I suspect a practical joke on us, as we hate them too. What a better way to give a country a bad name. "These goose suck, and they **** everywhere... let's give Canada a bad name".
As for the geese, I suspect a practical joke on us, as we hate them too. What a better way to give a country a bad name. "These goose suck, and they **** everywhere... let's give Canada a bad name".
01-17-2005, 02:29 PM
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lol Nice try enuff, If we have to go through this weather in the winter, then so does everyone else (kidding of course). Yes yes Tom Green is Canadian but like you, we dont want him neather. but Ms. Anderson is ours and we're not giving her up and thats not up for nagotiation! Nice thread, made me laugh!
01-17-2005, 04:05 PM
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You can also keep Celine while you're at it. Birds migrate, so do Canadians :p
Tom Greene...He was supposed to have destroyed you all...what's taking him so long? :D
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Tom Greene...He was supposed to have destroyed you all...what's taking him so long? :D
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01-17-2005, 04:10 PM
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Sure, blame it on the Alaskans, Uber.
If Celine starts taking dumps on my front yard, I will have to insist you guys take her back as well. :D
Originally Posted by hobbes
You can also keep Celine while you're at it. Birds migrate, so do Canadians :p
01-17-2005, 04:56 PM
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American...what about CDN Idol..then there's Survivor...the list is long :p
Well if she starts taking dumps on your front lawn...well...why did you think we sent her your way in the first place
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Well if she starts taking dumps on your front lawn...well...why did you think we sent her your way in the first place
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01-17-2005, 09:05 PM
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American...what about CDN Idol..then there's Survivor...the list is long :p
Well if she starts taking dumps on your front lawn...well...why did you think we sent her your way in the first place
Well if she starts taking dumps on your front lawn...well...why did you think we sent her your way in the first place
Send Celine to Iraq......the rebels will give up after one song!
01-18-2005, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 8is>enuff
Please take back your bitter cold weather and incessantly deficating geese.
I would also like to thank you for eventually taking back Tom Greene. We wish to keep Ms. Anderson.
That's all.
I would also like to thank you for eventually taking back Tom Greene. We wish to keep Ms. Anderson.
That's all.
P.S. There's nothing wrong with Tom, it's your sense of humour that's a little off.
01-18-2005, 08:36 AM
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It's not tom green you should be worried about....
Its the CN tower. It's really a nuclear missile!!!!!
GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS !!! , HURRY
BTW .... Buffalo gets more snow then Toronto, and the temperatures are a lot lower. Why don't you blame the arm pit of America.... :P
Its the CN tower. It's really a nuclear missile!!!!!
GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS !!! , HURRY
BTW .... Buffalo gets more snow then Toronto, and the temperatures are a lot lower. Why don't you blame the arm pit of America....
:P
01-18-2005, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete
It's not tom green you should be worried about....
Its the CN tower. It's really a nuclear missile!!!!!
GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS !!! , HURRY
Its the CN tower. It's really a nuclear missile!!!!!
GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS !!! , HURRY
American Idol is not our fault. I'm pointing fingers over the Atlantic for that atrocity, but you have to admit that over the first couple of weeks that program really shines.
01-18-2005, 11:33 AM
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but you have to admit that over the first couple of weeks that program really shines.
01-18-2005, 11:46 AM
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Yeah, the first couple of weeks is when they weed out the sinfully awful tonedeaf rejects. It really is a delight to watch them embarass themselves. I don't care for the judges, and couldn't tell you anything about the rest of the show, but the lack of singing talent displayed by the rejects is truly awe-inspiring. It's definitely worth a watch.
01-18-2005, 12:11 PM
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[QUOTE=8is>enuff]I wouldn't say that too loud. We've invaded countries for less, and they never burned down the White House. :o
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hahaha... you're right. Bush is itching for something new
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hahaha... you're right. Bush is itching for something new
01-18-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Pete
It's not tom green you should be worried about....
It?s the CN tower. It's really a nuclear missile!!!!!
GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS !!! , HURRY
BTW .... Buffalo gets more snow then Toronto, and the temperatures are a lot lower. Why don't you blame the arm pit of America.... :P
It?s the CN tower. It's really a nuclear missile!!!!!
GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS !!! , HURRY
BTW .... Buffalo gets more snow then Toronto, and the temperatures are a lot lower. Why don't you blame the arm pit of America....
:PThat reminds me, SNL...when it was good, it was chuck full of Canucks
Watching bad singers...hmm..Show me Karaoke!
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01-19-2005, 01:25 PM
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[QUOTE=Pete][QUOTE=8is>enuff]I wouldn't say that too loud. We've invaded countries for less, and they never burned down the White House. :o
hahaha... you're right. Bush is itching for something new
Ya, your right! Your mankey lookin leader is trigger happy!
hahaha... you're right. Bush is itching for something new
Ya, your right! Your mankey lookin leader is trigger happy!
01-19-2005, 02:54 PM
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What makes American Idol interesting at this qulifying stage is that people who can't sing whatsoever scrape up every dime to get to the audition, wait several hours/days to audition, get laughed at and then they have no money to get back home? Its sad but ridiculously funny all at the same time. Last night a girl sold her wedding ring(s) to a pawn shop instead of her Karaoke machine in order to get to washington with her husband and daughter. They had no money to get back home if she didn't make it 
!!!! Thank God she qualified for ther next round.
Oh well, its cold and snowy in Toronto and my wife and kids watch the show so I have no choice but to watch it as well! Its actually funny
!!!! Thank God she qualified for ther next round. Oh well, its cold and snowy in Toronto and my wife and kids watch the show so I have no choice but to watch it as well! Its actually funny
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