RX-8 and ATM
10-22-2004, 08:35 PM
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RX-8 and ATM
Standard Bank wishes to inform all it's clients that we are installing new
"Drive-thru" ATM machines, where you will be able to withdraw money
without leaving your vehicle. Please follow the instructions that apply to you;
For our MALE customers:
1. Drive up to the ATM machine
2. Open your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Close window
7. Drive off
For our FEMALE customers:
1. Drive up to ATM machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine
3. Restart stalled engine
4. Open the car window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6.Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM machine, due to its
excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. After "Invalid card" is displayed, remove your Medicare card,
and insert correct ATM card
11. Remove ATM card
12. Re-insert card right way up
13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page
14. Enter PIN
15. Press "cancel" and re-enter correct PIN
16. Enter amount of cash required
17. Check make-up in rearview mirror
18. Retrieve card
19. Empty handbag again to locate card holder and place card inside
20. Place receipt in back of cheque book
21. Re-check make-up
22. Drive forward 2metres
23. Reverse back to ATM machine but avoid hitting cars waiting in line.
24. Retrieve cash and smile to avoid embarrassment
25. Re-empty handbag, locate purse and place cash inside
26. Restart stalled engine and pull off
27. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres untill you see smoke appear in rear view mirror.
28. Stop and release handbrake
cheers
michael
"Drive-thru" ATM machines, where you will be able to withdraw money
without leaving your vehicle. Please follow the instructions that apply to you;
For our MALE customers:
1. Drive up to the ATM machine
2. Open your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Close window
7. Drive off
For our FEMALE customers:
1. Drive up to ATM machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine
3. Restart stalled engine
4. Open the car window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6.Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM machine, due to its
excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. After "Invalid card" is displayed, remove your Medicare card,
and insert correct ATM card
11. Remove ATM card
12. Re-insert card right way up
13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page
14. Enter PIN
15. Press "cancel" and re-enter correct PIN
16. Enter amount of cash required
17. Check make-up in rearview mirror
18. Retrieve card
19. Empty handbag again to locate card holder and place card inside
20. Place receipt in back of cheque book
21. Re-check make-up
22. Drive forward 2metres
23. Reverse back to ATM machine but avoid hitting cars waiting in line.
24. Retrieve cash and smile to avoid embarrassment
25. Re-empty handbag, locate purse and place cash inside
26. Restart stalled engine and pull off
27. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres untill you see smoke appear in rear view mirror.
28. Stop and release handbrake
cheers
michael
02-21-2006, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by EZZY
since when? there is only one girl over here......
missy didnt mind the female jokes.... i think
missy didnt mind the female jokes.... i think
Only having a stir..he he......have a really good joke recently received...it's a sound file can I post that here? if so how??
02-21-2006, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Rotor Convert
Now there are 2!
welcome to the forum
Originally Posted by Rotor Convert
Only having a stir..he he......have a really good joke recently received...it's a sound file can I post that here? if so how??
02-21-2006, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rotor Convert
Now now boys there are a few girl racer 8 owners.
02-21-2006, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Tim Tam
Yes, but she IS female remember............. 
Nah only joshin'
Just ask the guys here in SA....they made fun of me to start....now they stay away!!! The phrase, "Don't drive angry" springs to mind!!
Nope not doin the Nats so your time is safe!!
Thanks for stickin' up for me Missy K
02-21-2006, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Tim Tam
Look, she's not going to the Nats because she knows I'd wipe the floor with her! What about you Kalli?
Wipe the floor might be a bit of an overstatement.....I might change my mind now...get the car trailered accross just to get you!!!
I'm a lot tuffer than the average gal...as is Kalli...and you my man are going to have to try a little bit harder to ruffle my mascara clad lashes!!!!
If you ever get your capital city butt to Adelaide give me a call...would love to see you do a lap around Mallala....and yes I will let you have the first corner!!
Now lets play nice and be friends or you'll have both of us coming to get you!!
BTW all this male bravado....doesn't make you go faster......
