Beat that Bluey
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Beat that Bluey
Check this out:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...353388395.html
Got my first slug in the 8 the other day (71kph in a 60 zone
a real menace to society I am). Might give this a try. 
:D
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...353388395.html
Got my first slug in the 8 the other day (71kph in a 60 zone
a real menace to society I am). Might give this a try. :D
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Are you going to defend yourself :D
Say:
I am driving one night (running in perfect speed limit of 100kmh on a 100 zone). I saw a mobile speed camera and slammed on the brake (thinking that they have to have 20% error in their reading to catch me. The people behind me slammed on the brake as well and accident occured. Whose fault is this?
Say:
I am driving and saw a mobile speed Camera on the emergency lane... I panic and sway to the left - "unwillingly" collected the mobile camera. Am I liable anything more than the simple car accident?
SAY:
If I saw a camera in a 60kmh zone, but I slowed down to 20kmh, to block the cars behind and keep flashing lights to slow down the traffic. I am breaking any road rules?
Say:
What happen if I stop in front of the camera and put a large mirror in front of it? :D
Say:
I am driving one night (running in perfect speed limit of 100kmh on a 100 zone). I saw a mobile speed camera and slammed on the brake (thinking that they have to have 20% error in their reading to catch me. The people behind me slammed on the brake as well and accident occured. Whose fault is this?
Say:
I am driving and saw a mobile speed Camera on the emergency lane... I panic and sway to the left - "unwillingly" collected the mobile camera. Am I liable anything more than the simple car accident?
SAY:
If I saw a camera in a 60kmh zone, but I slowed down to 20kmh, to block the cars behind and keep flashing lights to slow down the traffic. I am breaking any road rules?
Say:
What happen if I stop in front of the camera and put a large mirror in front of it? :D
Last edited by takahashi; Aug 11, 2005 at 12:37 AM.
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Originally Posted by takahashi
Are you going to defend yourself :D
Originally Posted by takahashi
Say:
I am driving one night (running in perfect speed limit of 100kmh on a 100 zone). I saw a mobile speed camera and slammed on the brake (thinking that they have to have 20% error in their reading to catch me. The people behind me slammed on the brake as well and accident occured. Whose fault is this?
Say:
I am driving and saw a mobile speed Camera on the emergency lane... I panic and sway to the left - "unwillingly" collected the mobile camera. Am I liable anything more than the simple car accident?
SAY:
If I saw a camera in a 60kmh zone, but I slowed down to 20kmh, to block the cars behind and keep flashing lights to slow down the traffic. I am breaking any road rules?
Say:
What happen if I stop in front of the camera and put a large mirror in front of it? :D
I am driving one night (running in perfect speed limit of 100kmh on a 100 zone). I saw a mobile speed camera and slammed on the brake (thinking that they have to have 20% error in their reading to catch me. The people behind me slammed on the brake as well and accident occured. Whose fault is this?
Say:
I am driving and saw a mobile speed Camera on the emergency lane... I panic and sway to the left - "unwillingly" collected the mobile camera. Am I liable anything more than the simple car accident?
SAY:
If I saw a camera in a 60kmh zone, but I slowed down to 20kmh, to block the cars behind and keep flashing lights to slow down the traffic. I am breaking any road rules?
Say:
What happen if I stop in front of the camera and put a large mirror in front of it? :D
Actually, I will give you some free advice - why don't you try one of them and see what happens. :p :D
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Originally Posted by AMG
I'm so tempted to say " were you chasing an ambulance".....but I won't because we've been down that road before
:D Actually, the worst (or maybe the best
) thing about it was that I was taking a mate for a ride to show him the car. As the massive speed indicates, I was just cruising down the main road near his place (the bastard could have told me about the camera!!!).It wasn't until we got into some quiet back streets that I gave him the redline song!
:D :D Now that is when a speed camera would have been very 'embarrassing'.
trust me..this wont hurt
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...or how about this:
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.
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Originally Posted by AMG
It's funny what the excuse "I was on the way to do emergency treatment to a patient" gets you out of.
Cops hate us - they've all been smacked in cross-examination at one time or another. They might do better if they all stuck to the same version of the 'truth'!
:D
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Originally Posted by AMG
...or how about this:
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving me
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.
:D If not, remind me never to park near you!!!
:D :D
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From: Adelaide, Australia
Originally Posted by Revolver
Is that a copy and paste job AMG???? :D
If not, remind me never to park near you!!! :D :D
:D If not, remind me never to park near you!!!
:D :Dlets hope u never find out
jeez I'm bored, waiting for patients sux
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Waiting for doctors and dentists also sucks.
I got so upset waiting for a dentist when I was younger , I haven't been back to see one for 12 years.
And no teeth have fallen out. I must be doing something right.
I got so upset waiting for a dentist when I was younger , I haven't been back to see one for 12 years.
And no teeth have fallen out. I must be doing something right.
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Originally Posted by dbb
Waiting for doctors and dentists also sucks.
I got so upset waiting for a dentist when I was younger , I haven't been back to see one for 12 years.
And no teeth have fallen out. I must be doing something right.
I got so upset waiting for a dentist when I was younger , I haven't been back to see one for 12 years.
And no teeth have fallen out. I must be doing something right.
:D :D :D I told AMG a week or so ago that I had a leisurely 15 years between visits! :D :D
trust me..this wont hurt
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Originally Posted by Revolver
Sounds familiar AMG?? ROFL :D :D :D
I told AMG a week or so ago that I had a leisurely 15 years between visits! :D :D
:D :D :D I told AMG a week or so ago that I had a leisurely 15 years between visits! :D :D
seen it before, and I'll see it again.....eventually the dollars do the talking :p
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Originally Posted by AMG
I pride my self on not making people wait, time management is important for optimum productivity.
Is your current boredom at an optimum level?? :p
:D :D
trust me..this wont hurt
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From: Adelaide, Australia
Originally Posted by Revolver
Is your current boredom at an optimum level?? :p :D :D
:D :D
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Originally Posted by AMG
seen it before, and I'll see it again.....eventually the dollars do the talking :p
I heard that rx8 owners get a 75% discount and guaranteed no waiting in the foyer.
trust me..this wont hurt
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From: Adelaide, Australia
Originally Posted by dbb
Eventually ... so when should I book a visit?
Today i saw 2 patients who had neglected themselves. Spent a total of 1.25hours on each, and 45 minutes work up time on each. One paid $2500, the other paid $2800. Neglect is a wonderful thing.
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Originally Posted by AMG
sharemarket is closed so I'm optimally bored with nothing to do except type stupid posts on forums.
optionslink is open, you just need to sign a patriot act agreement before you trade.
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Originally Posted by AMG
I'll tell u when it's too late.
Today i saw 2 patients who had neglected themselves. Spent a total of 1.25hours on each, and 45 minutes work up time on each. One paid $2500, the other paid $2800. Neglect is a wonderful thing.
Today i saw 2 patients who had neglected themselves. Spent a total of 1.25hours on each, and 45 minutes work up time on each. One paid $2500, the other paid $2800. Neglect is a wonderful thing.
ok, so how much would 2 visits a year over 12 years cost me?