If the drivers of modified Hondas,Toyotas, and Mitsus are called Ricers. What would you call a driver of a modified Yugo?

 

they'd be called wheacers.

staple food of yugoslavia = wheat.

hence yugos being wheat burners.

Hey I tried.

 

Why not just call 'em Wheaties?

 

Yugofasterthenme

Sorry, lame, I know

 

I'd call them optimistic lol

 

wat car is made from yugoslavia???

 

I think you broke several language rules when you said "high performance" and "yugo" in the same sentence. Those words cannot be spoken or written. It is like saying "I am not here".

Chris....

 

And to think i would actually see pics of "high proformance" yugo's, I was astonished at the idea and you let me DOWN!

 

Since Yugos are based on Fiats, they should be named something similar to the popular Fiat acronyms, such as Fix It Again Tony. Of course, since I am a Fiat owner, I prefer Fine Italian Automotive Transport. For Yugo, how about Young Unemployed Gokart Owner?

 

How about FORD (Mazda's parent company):

Found On Road Dead

or

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

??

Ahhh ... the Yugo. Whatta legendary shitbox. Right up there with the Trabbant from East Germany. Gotta love them commie cars!