Standard Bank wishes to inform all it's clients that we are installing new
"Drive-thru" ATM machines, where you will be able to withdraw money
without leaving your vehicle. Please follow the instructions that apply to you;

For our MALE customers:
1. Drive up to the ATM machine
2. Open your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Close window
7. Drive off

For our FEMALE customers:
1. Drive up to ATM machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine
3. Restart stalled engine
4. Open the car window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6.Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM machine, due to its
excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. After "Invalid card" is displayed, remove your Medicare card,
and insert correct ATM card
11. Remove ATM card
12. Re-insert card right way up
13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page
14. Enter PIN
15. Press "cancel" and re-enter correct PIN
16. Enter amount of cash required
17. Check make-up in rearview mirror
18. Retrieve card
19. Empty handbag again to locate card holder and place card inside
20. Place receipt in back of cheque book
21. Re-check make-up
22. Drive forward 2metres
23. Reverse back to ATM machine but avoid hitting cars waiting in line.
24. Retrieve cash and smile to avoid embarrassment
25. Re-empty handbag, locate purse and place cash inside
26. Restart stalled engine and pull off
27. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres untill you see smoke appear in rear view mirror.
28. Stop and release handbrake

cheers
michael

Admit it Michael, your missus owns you, doesn't she?! :p .

Funny because it's true!

LOL :)

Thought I'd revive this dinosaur thread since it's so humorous :)

Ha HA ...I thought for a sec Lock's Back

Very Funny ,I miss these pointless sexist threads ,He He

BRING BACK THE LOCK !!!!

Ciao

Dave

Now now boys there are a few girl racer 8 owners. :nono: ....however did laugh at this one. Have a girlfriend who would do this to a tee.... :mdrmed:

since when? there is only one girl over here......
missy didnt mind the female jokes.... i think

lol i only minded the "jokes" my best mate lock and load would make

h thats sweet.....

Q: why would a blonde chick cross the road?

since when? there is only one girl over here......
missy didnt mind the female jokes.... i think

Now there are 2!

Only having a stir..he he......have a really good joke recently received...it's a sound file can I post that here? if so how??

Now there are 2!

awesome!
welcome to the forum :hahano:

Only having a stir..he he......have a really good joke recently received...it's a sound file can I post that here? if so how??
im pretty sure you need to have it linked from a server.

Now now boys there are a few girl racer 8 owners.

You going to the Nats? You know if a girl does a better time than me I'll CRY. :tear:

tim she prob will do better than u. Julia races ;)

tim she prob will do better than u. Julia races ;)


Yes, but she IS female remember............. :mdrmed:

Yes, but she IS female remember............. :mdrmed:

Thin ice my friend :mdrmed:

Nah only joshin'

Just ask the guys here in SA....they made fun of me to start....now they stay away!!! The phrase, "Don't drive angry" springs to mind!!

Nope not doin the Nats so your time is safe!! :Peace:

Thanks for stickin' up for me Missy K :angel:

Julia, i told ya i had broken the guys in...... but they will still give u some crap lol

Tim, if u thought i was fiesty, good luck with Julia lol Seriously tim, u fink easily pushed girls would end up being into cars? lol

Look, she's not going to the Nats because she knows I'd wipe the floor with her! What about you Kalli?

i aint coming cuz its on weekdays i aint takin a whole week off work to spend it with people that im constantly arguing with

TT, you have been out-numbered....

Look, she's not going to the Nats because she knows I'd wipe the floor with her! What about you Kalli?

Now now Mr TIM TAM....I believe U R SCARED.....someone that spins as much crapola as you might be a tinzy winzy scared!!!

Wipe the floor might be a bit of an overstatement.....I might change my mind now...get the car trailered accross just to get you!!! :bootyshak

I'm a lot tuffer than the average gal...as is Kalli...and you my man are going to have to try a little bit harder to ruffle my mascara clad lashes!!!! :cwm27:

If you ever get your capital city butt to Adelaide give me a call...would love to see you do a lap around Mallala....and yes I will let you have the first corner!! :mdrmed: :mdrmed:

Now lets play nice and be friends or you'll have both of us coming to get you!! :nono:

BTW all this male bravado....doesn't make you go faster...... :boring:

God, now she's put me in my place. :owned:

God, now she's put me in my place. :owned:

Oh you give up too easy.... :cwm27:

I'll try to be nicer from now on....... :hahano:

I'll try to be nicer from now on....... :hahano:
pls dont.... im kinda enjoying this, and im sure missy is too :cwm27:

lol yea i am

eric wheres the popcorn

stuff the popcorn.... mint choc and cookies & cream is on their way

whoho go icecream

Tim Tam have you run away??

Melted or just been eaten.... :cwm27:

Come on....you really should know how to fight better....you throw it out there back it up...

NOOOO battery flat on laptop...that's me for the night....

nite julia lol

Like your style Julia - all class. ;)

Like your style Julia - all class. ;)

Thanks Revolver :mdrmed:

LOL I was having fun there for a while!! Then TT disappeared and my battery went flat....lucky for him......nothing like a verbal joust to set the record straight..

Kalli is right.....a woman who is mad about cars is not easily scared away...let's face it we make some guys nervous cause we know where the dipstick is and know when guys are all torque and no action!!! LOL LOL :cwm27: :cwm27:

Julia.. we drive rx8s. not mps3 ;) course theres class hehehehe

Julia, you should have been here when Timmy used to actually "WORK" he would spend whole day on this forum stirin ...... now hes at home, and no time LOL his wife makes him do too much house work ;)

Yup u got it in 1!!

So TT is under the thumb....figures......LOL...ha ran away v. quickly!!! :cwm27:

Yup...looking out the window at Max he looks classy and I am very happy and that's all that matters really :-)

My Missy is at home................. (missy name of my car lol)

i wanna have a ride in missy :(

well hey if i come to syd in november for autosalon, u just mite!!!!!!

woohoo!! sounds preeeettttyyyy good to me!

Yup u got it in 1!!
So TT is under the thumb....figures......LOL...ha ran away v. quickly!!! :cwm27:

footprint :hahano:

i wanna have a ride in missy :(
as in the rx8 right? :cwm27:

yea duh who else is called missy!!
no1 calls me missy
they call me FBB or i guess a postwhore.. lol

as in the rx8 right? :cwm27:


heh.. yes.. the rx8.. yup.. thats what i meant.. ah huh.. yep yep.. :wink2:

correction....
i call you both missy and FBB....
other ppl calls you postwhore

correction....
i call you both missy and FBB....
other ppl calls you postwhore


u call me FBBB....

u call me FBBB....

Don't know if I should ask but as I sit here eating my lunch.....what the hell is FBB??

f*kn ball breaker (FBB)
or
f*kn big ball breaker (FBBB) hahahaha

f*kn ball breaker (FBB)
or
f*kn big ball breaker (FBBB) hahahaha

LOL.......fantastic love that one....might get it as a sticker on the race car...do you think that might scare the likes of TT??

He he... :mdrmed:

oh hey that would be cool.......... get stickers for our cars... me finks no1 will be coming near our cars in carpark at all :)

oh hey that would be cool.......... get stickers for our cars... me finks no1 will be coming near our cars in carpark at all :)

Might just do that as have to get some stickers made up for other half's business...can throw a coupla these ones in too!!!

Got to go and do some work now will try and get back on later!! C ya :angel:

You're both TALK, TALK, TALK! Get to the Nats.

No No No

I can't even get her to do Event O'Neill with us. Even though I told her that the pro race driver/tutor there are single and cute.

Stop wasting your time TT. ;)

I can't even get her to do Event O'Neill with us. Even though I told him that the pro race driver/tutor there are single and cute.

Stop wasting your time TT. ;)

Bit of a slip there Taka? Or is Kalli really a GUY?!

Bit of a slip there Taka? Or is Kalli really a GUY?!
I just receive some confirmation... LOL

yes it is a slip

Sorry Kall :oops:

When have u tried convincing me to do event thingy???? i been busy those times its been held! lol hey im goin skidpan
i'll come to next event thing. but see isnt the next 1 when im in syd?

You're both TALK, TALK, TALK! Get to the Nats.
Tim Tam...I would say that you have the talkin' side all sewn up!!:D: You can talk the talk but doubt you can walk da walk!!:rollingla

We will meet one day...look 4ward to it really when Kalli and I make you eat those words that you sprout like flowers!!:crazy:

Bring it on you chocolate coated biscuit..... go away or I shall taunt you for a second time!!:D:

When have u tried convincing me to do event thingy???? i been busy those times its been held! lol hey im goin skidpan
i'll come to next event thing. but see isnt the next 1 when im in syd?
excuse :nono:....

I thought I told you about 9 March ... say last year...

excuse :nono:....

I thought I told you about 9 March ... say last year...


Yeh u told me that theres 1 in march, but i'll be in syd on march 9th! lol

whens the next 1 :mdrmed:

May 17.

http://www.eventsoneill.com/templates/one/page/page_standard.php?secID=15

Lemme check my exam timetable brb

omg ur jokin.......
1 of my exams May 17th - Financial Accounting, check CPA website if u dont believe me :(

oh my and my other exam is May 5th..

i better hit the books..

Now Taka sees too, you women are ALL TALK!

Now Taka sees too, you women are ALL TALK!
Tim Tam...am watching the Biggest Loser at the moment....can't see you on there??:mdrmed:

No really you are goin' down....goin' down to China Town....when we meet ya better have ya good tyres on cause I'm gonna be afta ya!!!:cwm27:

Am enjoying this stoush.....yes you are safe for now but not for ever!! I come to Sydney for work from time to time.....watch out I'll be the one in the rented commodore with CARE FACTOR ZERO.....:cwm27: :cwm27: :mdrmed:

Ciao' 4 now Biscuit boy!!:hahano:

.....watch out I'll be the one in the rented commodore with CARE FACTOR ZERO.....:cwm27: :cwm27: :mdrmed:

:lol2: :lol2: Excellent.

:lol2: :lol2: Excellent.
Thought you might like that one!!!:D:

Got a bit mean there so decided to change my avatar to something more me!!!

Got a bit mean there so decided to change my avatar to something more me!!!

Fair enough...but the previous avatars were nicer to look at! :wiggle:

Fair enough...but the previous avatars were nicer to look at! :wiggle:
So you like Zena Warrior Princess :wiggle:

Ok just for you will update regularly with similar ones as I find them..

Off 2 mow the lawn now as the WD is in bed overcome by playing cars all day and too much red cordial.....VICTA lawnmower should be music to his ears.. hee hee LOL:rofl:

So you like Zena Warrior Princess :wiggle:

Show me a red blooded man who doesn't and I'll show you a cowboy with a versace saddle! :p:



Ok just for you will update regularly with similar ones as I find them..

Good! I've tried changing mine in the past but nothing beats the bullet!



Off 2 mow the lawn now as the WD is in bed overcome by playing cars all day and too much red cordial.....VICTA lawnmower should be music to his ears.. hee hee LOL:rofl:

Heh heh, subtle!

Had a day at Jamberoo Rec Park yesterday (where YOU control the action! :rofl: ). Packed but good fun. Nothing beats terrorising the mini-terrorists. :rollingla

it's abit "fishy" in here..... acn you smell it TT? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

There's only two things that smell like fish... :naughty:

Oh P_L_E_A_S_E....

What might those things be??:Wconfused Fish &????

Oh P_L_E_A_S_E....

What might those things be??:Wconfused Fish &????

I'm not dumb enough to answer that. ;)

Tim Tam, get back in the ring son... :D:

I'm not dumb enough to answer that. ;)

Tim Tam, get back in the ring son... :D:
Oh now that's your legal eagle mind getting involved.....ever walked the wild side.....

Never mind think I know anyway......can't be bothered with TT anyway...it's like having a fist fight with someoone with limp wrists!! No biceps.....cries too much...arrhgghh will stop now....sposed to be washing walls ready for painting...:lol:

Ciao' 4 now :D:

Oh I might take some photos of MAX as well.....my feeble mind may need help on how to post them though....:uhh: :Wconfused

ever walked the wild side.....

too many times... :fingersx: ;) :D: