Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members

Feb 28, 2010 | 07:36 AM

Anijo

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Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members

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You need at least 1 witness besides yourself and the person who said it
You can't post some from over 2 weeks ago
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- No un-anonymizing someone else's quote
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Text Messages and PM's count but you can't make **** up
Provide context only when it makes the quote funnier

Quote:

Originally Posted by Photo shoot on 2-20-2010

Brad: "Well, I want to go put some pants on."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Text Message

Guy 1: Going to a strip club with a girl hotter than any girl there was epic. I watched her get 2 lap dances. Lol.
Guy 1: She left her juices all over my passenger seat
Guy 2: Hot. Also, leather seats FTW, cloth would smell and distract you all day
Guy 1: You can lick my seat for 5 bucks lol lol lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by TANKERG

Just becuase we stand in a circle masticating on Dick's doesn't mean you need to get all nasty in the thread. (but do becareful about dripping Dick's shake on your shirt, it's been known to happen.)

Last edited by Anijo; Mar 1, 2010 at 09:50 PM.

Jun 10, 2010 | 06:21 PM

TANKERG

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bignatex

Lol dondo is a stocker

EPIC!!! hahaha

Jun 10, 2010 | 06:24 PM

Atilla

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nice thread

Jun 10, 2010 | 06:25 PM

Chad D.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anijo

No un-anonymizing someone else's quote

Jun 10, 2010 | 06:49 PM

dondo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TANKERG

EPIC!!! hahaha

hey! i can't believe you bumped this!

how about these:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoxeyL8y

All hail dondo

Quote:

Originally Posted by makristal

Just sayin' there are people confused and now it's resolved because dondo knows all.

Last edited by dondo; Jun 10, 2010 at 06:54 PM.

Jun 10, 2010 | 07:01 PM

TANKERG

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lol dondo is a stocker/ has to be the best and funniest thing I've read

TOPS!!!

Jun 10, 2010 | 07:02 PM

dondo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TANKERG

lol dondo is a stocker/ has to be the best and funniest thing I've read

TOPS!!!

hahahaha

Jun 10, 2010 | 07:15 PM

and1kidd

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haha!!! Great thread

Jun 10, 2010 | 07:30 PM

Bignatex

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ill take credit for the dondo stocker

Jun 10, 2010 | 07:53 PM

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FoxeyL8y

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wow, one week in, and ive already made in onto the epic quotes board. yeeaaaaaahhh bitttcheeesssss

Jun 10, 2010 | 10:20 PM

#11

dondo

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^ you made quite a splash in here!

Jun 10, 2010 | 10:28 PM

#12

makristal

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Lawl, hoping to hear some good ones tomorrow. "Hey don't shake my dick's *******!"

Jun 10, 2010 | 10:55 PM

#13

FoxeyL8y

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dondo

^ you made quite a splash in here!

lol. cannon ball? or belly flop...

Jun 10, 2010 | 11:19 PM

#14

dondo

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cannonballs are more BA i think

Jun 11, 2010 | 02:12 AM

#15

Anijo

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I like that this thread is getting used finally like 4 months later...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dondo

k well that's a long way out so i should be able to make it. what's the winner get? pinks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TANKERG

^ Dick's

Quote:

Originally Posted by dondo

ok deal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bignatex

MMm dicks

Jun 11, 2010 | 02:34 AM

#16

Bignatex

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Lol somehow i knew that one would make it on here

Jun 11, 2010 | 02:39 AM

#17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bignatex

Lol somehow i knew that one would make it on here

The best part is that they were clearly talking about one kind of Dick's, you... not so much

Jun 11, 2010 | 02:39 AM

#18

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"Sooooo in other words, dont be a ***** and come wrap your mouth around a deluxe Dick's. Dont worry, we wont give you a reach around at your first meet."

a glorious PM from brad

Jun 11, 2010 | 11:58 AM

#19

dondo

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you should put quotes around it then.

Jun 11, 2010 | 12:00 PM

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makristal

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Hahaha! I'm still waiting for Dondo to pull out something....Quote-ish..

Jun 11, 2010 | 01:58 PM

#21

Bignatex

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I was too lazy lol

Jun 11, 2010 | 02:53 PM

#22

faith&firepower

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From: Updated Location....Back in the USA!

I just haven't been around!

Jun 12, 2010 | 07:06 PM

#23

FoxeyL8y

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FB chat quote... omg im scarred...

Mike
She didn't even get wasted so I can take advantage of her
:-(:-(

5:01pmMe
ohhhh sad day

LOL

5:01pmMike
I KNOW
I had it all planned out in my head

5:01pmMe
men...

5:02pmMike
But to make her smile, I told her she can go to Lovers and buy an embarassing outfit for me to wear for her

5:02pmMe
try again tonight??

5:02pmMike
AND she did

5:02pmMe
OMG
:O:O

5:02pmMike
Yeah
It was epic

5:02pmMe
i dont even want to know

5:02pmMike
Leopard print man undies

5:02pmMe
AUGH

5:02pmMike
Hahaha
Now you know

5:02pmMe
I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW

5:02pmMike
TOo late :-):-)