Edited out street racing garbage.....S

Just as a precaution, make sure you know what car you are trying to overtake. I was driving down the road when I notice a *********coming up on me very fast. I decided to show that man who's boss. We stop at the light then it was go all out. I was up front all the time. My son knotice that the ***********. The next light *******behind me. I paused for a second then hit it again. We where hauling ass ( 90+ ) then ***** moved over and passed me with no problem. ************. *********in front of me at the next light. My son then told me that **************. Then I said it also ***********then my 8. Thats it I'm getting the ***********. :banghead:

No street racing stories, however weak, allowed.

S

This is how you do it:

I was reving my engine at the corvette while at a stop light ... when a magic race track appeared out of no where!

with the kid even???

:banghead: Streetracing, good clean fun for the whole family!! :icon_no2:

A magic race track............

:lol:

lol! pwned by a vette and a mod

-Steakboy

This is how you do it:

I was reving my engine at the corvette while at a stop light ... when a magic race track appeared out of no where!

I never thought of that !!!!!

Now ! I can post my super duper uber story about me killing 787b !!!!!!

I was driving on a 3 lane road (specifically 1960) sitting in the front of the pack, in the middle lane. The sun is setting, so my visibility with headlights is pretty weak. I change lanes into the fast lane, and some f***tard GT Mustang (99 or something) goes crazy and starts weaving through lanes. See's my 8 and flys into opposing traffic, simply in an attempt too get around me.

I see the guy at the next light, so decided too piss him off by keeping my 8's engine loud... No racing, just dealing with idiots in Houston...

i was driving down the road and this airplane flew past me..........

Umm the vette I raced was on a track...TWS to be exact...and it was a Z06...and umm on a straight...dizamn I was totally blown away by how fast those things can get away from you...good thing there was twisties else I'd never been able to pass him later on.

Sure setting a good example for your kid there.

Lame

too many *********

This post ******ing *****s ****ss

Just as a precaution, make sure you know what car you are trying to overtake. I was driving down the road when I notice a painted circus lady riding an elephant coming up on me very fast. I decided to show that man who's boss. We stop at the light then it was go all out. I was up front all the time. My son knotice that the condoms and cigarettes his mom sent to school with him were the wrong size and brand. The next light was a dazzling array of twinkling Christmas tree lights behind me. I paused for a second then hit it again. We where hauling ass ( 90+ ) then my bowels moved over and passed me with no problem. Next week I'm having this story tattooed on my penis. Hey look! there's Dr. Phile in front of me at the next light. My son then told me that his teacher touched him in his danger zone. Then I said it also happened to me when I was 5 and then my 8. Thats it I'm getting the shit razzed out of me for this lame assed post.

seriously tho.. this thread is dumb.. closed.