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02-02-2010, 02:01 PM
#7593
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you guys might want to check out my new post in the Most Beautiful Girl thread... 
02-02-2010, 02:01 PM
#7594
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories
Satisfying Partner (organ size)
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.
Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories
Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories
Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories
Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories
Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories
Approaching Orgasm
Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories
Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories
Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories
Pulling Out
After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories
02-02-2010, 02:03 PM
#7596
Nice work Dozer 
I've been running a mile every day since the beginning of year. Sub 12 minute miles. Pathetic by most standards but way better than last year...
my bench and squat are still ok. I'm pretty sure i don't need to get any stronger...
My knee is still wayyy weak tho...damn ACL 
I've been running a mile every day since the beginning of year. Sub 12 minute miles. Pathetic by most standards but way better than last year...
my bench and squat are still ok. I'm pretty sure i don't need to get any stronger...
My knee is still wayyy weak tho...damn ACL
02-02-2010, 02:34 PM
#7599
Administrator
iTrader: (7)
^^^ do you have a sudden craving for Melons???
02-02-2010, 02:39 PM
#7600
Atilla: Interesting combination of justifications for your inquisitive nature. Not many people give me the astrological reasoning behind their behaviors, let alone the Chinese zodiac, as well. Actually, Rory verbally disciplined me last time for mentioning astrology. He thinks it’s a bunch of mumbo jumbo. 
I can see how you would like to solve everything in every route, I’ve known many Gemini in my day, and it is a trend I’ve noticed with them. At first I thought they were just show offs and wanted the attention and the satisfaction of being the BEST at what they do, but I just came to the conclusion that they had to find the final answer for themselves…
People have often assumed I’m just some sex fiend every time I tell them what my sign is, so I tend to avoid any stereotypes…since I’m not a succubus
I’m just very passionate about everything I put energy into. Why bother doing it if you don’t want to do well at it? That’s my belief anyways.
You must remember, though, that this girl is another human being, not a puzzle to be solved. Yes, it is okay to attempt to try and understand her more, but I don’t think it would benefit either of you if you made her into a challenging puzzle instead of the respectable young lady that she is… IMO
Thank you! ^_^ Socal is overrun with preeminence of the English language, and most likely the Spanish language as well, though I take no claim of knowledge of the Spanish language. No soy un hispanohablante.
For the record Paris, I have an 8 minute mile been working hard to attain that…
Dozer: I’ve been working out more and more lately, surprisingly, Pilates really gets the burn going! ^_^ you should try it. It’s fun!
John: oh…hai there
I’m…not avoiding you at all lol
Ryan: go get food then, you ARE the Earl of sandwich! Don’t make me find the Lord of steak and potatoes...LOL
Sorry for the delay, my boss came in and asked me to do something that I'm not exactly knowledgeable enough to do lol
I can see how you would like to solve everything in every route, I’ve known many Gemini in my day, and it is a trend I’ve noticed with them. At first I thought they were just show offs and wanted the attention and the satisfaction of being the BEST at what they do, but I just came to the conclusion that they had to find the final answer for themselves…People have often assumed I’m just some sex fiend every time I tell them what my sign is, so I tend to avoid any stereotypes…since I’m not a succubus
I’m just very passionate about everything I put energy into. Why bother doing it if you don’t want to do well at it? That’s my belief anyways. You must remember, though, that this girl is another human being, not a puzzle to be solved. Yes, it is okay to attempt to try and understand her more, but I don’t think it would benefit either of you if you made her into a challenging puzzle instead of the respectable young lady that she is… IMO
Thank you! ^_^ Socal is overrun with preeminence of the English language, and most likely the Spanish language as well, though I take no claim of knowledge of the Spanish language. No soy un hispanohablante.
For the record Paris, I have an 8 minute mile
been working hard to attain that…Dozer: I’ve been working out more and more lately, surprisingly, Pilates really gets the burn going! ^_^ you should try it. It’s fun!
John: oh…hai there
I’m…not avoiding you at all lolRyan: go get food then, you ARE the Earl of sandwich! Don’t make me find the Lord of steak and potatoes...LOL
Sorry for the delay, my boss came in and asked me to do something that I'm not exactly knowledgeable enough to do lol