and now my car won't start. The Battery is brand new and full of juice. Guess I need new sensors, or a starter. Not to mention that I think the e-brake is fucked, too, since I cannot get it to roll to try to pop start it. I really hate this car right about now, please help me get my love back for it

 

did you replace it by yourself?

 

Take a look by the clutch pedal. You should be able to see when you push the clutch pedal down it should hit a sensor. The clutch pedal may be off alittle bit causing it not to hit the sensor

 

^^^ yup, check the sensor.
it's common after replacing the pedal