.....On cold days you keep your hands warm by sticking them in the cup holder.

Just trying to get some humor going on the forums! Anyone else have a "You know you drive an rx-8 when......" ?

 

How about you know you drive an RX series when your car blows a bit of blue smoke and you tell everyone it's normal. I love the coments I get when I start up the rx-7 cuz I premix it and she smokes nicely when you first start her up in the morning.

 

...When you pop the hood and remove the engine cover, and people say "Where's the engine?"

 

You know you drive an RX-8 when it takes you half an hour to find the dipstick hole at night.

 

polak has a bunch of good ones on a shirt he sells on his site. i won't rip his off but it's worth the jump over to his site to check it out.

 

You know you drive an RX-8 when: You average 21mpg on the highway and burst into broadway song right in the middle of the gas station.

 

I wouldn't know. I've never had 21mpg.

 

...when you can't get out of the car because you refuse to let go of the steering wheel. And your smile is too wide to fit through the door.

 

.........if you have ever heard "marbles in a blender" and "normal" in the same sentence.

 

... you laugh when people ask is a 4 or 6 cylinder.

 

When you know threads like these are not original at all

 

..when your rx8drivers make comments like these^^

 

...when half the members on the forums dont currently own a rx-8 but are highly considering it when they can afford it.

 

...when you love your car so much you want to PIIDB

 

Put In Insane Digital Bass?

 

... when you make up excuses to go places (very far places...), because sitting in the driver's seat is more comfortable (and fun) than sitting on a couch.

 

You hear the little beep at 8500RPM and you think its a missed call.

 

When you plan your year around some little get together called SevenStock.

 

When you would rather run over a box of kittens than hit a pothole with stock 18" rims!

 

...your engine gets recalled...or spontaneously blows up
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Depakote Attorney

 

And you explain to everyone "thats just the nature of the beast"

 

Hahahaha, that was great.

 

When the driver's visor makes a big cracking noise and falls down in front of your face.

 

Once a month.
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Plastic bongs

 

when anything triangle-shaped makes you think about your car