I need sErIous Help
 

HEY PEEPZ right this is how it goes iv hust bought an rx8 230 version i have a bet on that i can get 470 bhp out of it the problem is i dont no anything bout turbos and stuff i no enough to pass me by but not enough at teh mo the car is standard im wanting to take it to a racing spec but luk slick at the same time the mods im luking at out the au-to bahn kit all the bumpers and the carbon fibre bonnet and stuff and sum tein coilovers etc firstly i wan mod da engine to a high spec and how so for this i need ur help (plz) i wanted twin turbos because iv previously owned a rx7 and loved it untill i hit it lol. secondly where will i be able to get ma hands on the au-to bahn kit from uk.

anyone seen where i left my numchuckas ?

Smells like a troll.

Too many faux pas in one post.

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ok maybe just the turbothing tell em where to buy and what im looking for

Here's a start
 

odd, this "person" speaks damn near hawaiian slang

wow,

internet access on the short bus. life is good..

beers :beer:

YEP! That there's straight-up pigeon!

WOOO Brah, he no speak pidgin. talkin about da kine, an the makai side... he no stay.

CHEEE CHEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

-hS

lol...

we have been getting a lot of these "people" here lately. where do they all come from?

It is all the second hand buyers.... Usually Teenagers.
No adult in his right mind would talk this way and expect people to be happy about it.
It is like if someone I never met approached me on the street and spoke like this...
I'd be like: Get the f**k away from me...
It took me some time to just decipher that post and I am still not sure what he is asking...

But since I am in good mood today (given my breakthrough in tuning) I'll help.
Here, you need this to get to 475WHP: http://videos.streetfire.net/video/2...af4dd0584e.htm

You made a bet that you could make 470hp no problem and you dont know anything about the FI? Good bet....

some one is about as intelligent as a brick......but it does amuse me and i like pie

Oh, c'mon, this is obviously a joke.

...pretty funny too, and some of the replies were even better (like the brain one).

Thanks, I needed a little humor today.

It is a funny sort of...
Ther sad part is that with a post count of 2 this may be the truth.

Let's just hope it is not.
On the other hand I believe I gave him a very good tip on what turbo to get. LOL

Seek out a person named Romeo. He is wise in all that is Turbo'd.

Or Moon Assad.

ok not 470 then but anything close
 

if your implying that it cant be done i think ill need a change of car this is no joke iv got 6 months to build this car before my mate comes back from holiday well what is the most bhp i can get in to the wheels then reasonable then

yo, yo gotsta change da wheeeels yo ...least fo anotha coupula yeaaas.. bro :spank:

what does he get when he wins the best (which he clearly will)?
im assuming butt s*x

Kashy kash please sell your RX8 immediatly before you blow it up.

Read it wrong.....
 

I was going to tell him how to get to 470hp the easy way, but now I see he wants 470 AT THE WHEELS, not the crank, so that's WAY more than just the Canzoomer :rock: unit can do.

I guess I'll just have to sell it to someone with lower expectations!

S

OK, we'll tell you the 'secret'...

...swap out the rotary and put in a turbocharged LS-1 engine.

...or swap it out with a turbo 3-rotor thingy.

Anyway, since you've got gobs of extra cash lying about, please make a contribution to my 'new, bigger turbo' fund.

eat pie it makes your car faster

with a flux capacitor, you can beat cars with 2000 hp since you can time travel to the finish line before they start.