This was actually said to me....
...20 y/o kid comes in the office in his blacked-out WRX, 'yeah, just had to have a new motor put it in'. Yeah? I ask? how come? Well, he sez, (shifting eyes secretively side to side) I have this Cobb AccessPort thing, and I downloaded a tune that boosted it to 22lbs boost. In a race with a BMW M3, he split a piston. He said (I kid you not) "Dude, I almost had him":lol2::lol2:
Download responsibly, AP owners, download responsibly :smoker: |
to which the M3 owner quickly replied, "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?"
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Meh, no way a stock WRX Turbo can run 22lbs of boost. And I doubt an EJ25 could handle it either. EJ20 maybe but even then 22psi is hard to believe.
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Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667568)
to which the M3 owner quickly replied, "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?"
"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning" |
Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667568)
to which the M3 owner quickly replied, "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?"
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Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667568)
to which the M3 owner quickly replied, "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?"
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I can't help it Atilla, I live my life 1/4 mile at a time. :lol2:
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Somebody had an Evo9 at the time trial event yesterday, claimed he was running 28 psig on E85
Fortunately he left before seeing me obliterate his times with my NA RX-8 :angel: |
Originally Posted by TeamRX8
(Post 3667734)
Somebody had an Evo9 at the time trial event yesterday, claimed he was running 28 psig on E85
Fortunately he left before seeing me obliterate his times with my NA RX-8 :angel: :pokeowned |
Originally Posted by RotaryMachineRx
(Post 3667602)
haha
"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning" |
Lol^^^
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"and for those 9 seconds or less, I'm really free."
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Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667568)
to which the M3 owner quickly replied, "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?"
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Man this thread is hilarious!
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LMFAO Well Jorge, given your SoCal bumper-to-bumper commute I s'pose that's true. ;)
Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667727)
I can't help it Atilla, I live my life 1/4 mile at a time. :lol2:
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Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667727)
I can't help it Atilla, I live my life 1/4 tank at a time. :lol2:
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Originally Posted by Huey52
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LMFAO Well Jorge, given your SoCal bumper-to-bumper commute I s'pose that's true. ;)
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Dang that was worth a good laugh thanks guys.
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Originally Posted by Jedi54
(Post 3667568)
to which the M3 owner quickly replied, "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?"
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Originally Posted by zenrx8
(Post 3667562)
...20 y/o kid comes in the office in his blacked-out WRX, 'yeah, just had to have a new motor put it in'. Yeah? I ask? how come? Well, he sez, (shifting eyes secretively side to side) I have this Cobb AccessPort thing, and I downloaded a tune that boosted it to 22lbs boost. In a race with a BMW M3, he split a piston. He said (I kid you not) "Dude, I almost had him":lol2::lol2:
Download responsibly, AP owners, download responsibly :smoker: I wonder if he used an actual Cobb map but didn't follow instructions for all the supporting mods and plumbing. He may have paid for an e-tune that ended up not being safe. His MAF may not have been scaled properly or there was another overboosting problem. Most Subaru owners use the OEM boost control system with either a factory or aftermarket solenoid, but the exhaust and all the plumbing have to be right for things to work consistently.
Originally Posted by TeamRX8
(Post 3667734)
Somebody had an Evo9 at the time trial event yesterday, claimed he was running 28 psig on E85
Originally Posted by 9krpmrx8
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Meh, no way a stock WRX Turbo can run 22lbs of boost.
Originally Posted by 9krpmrx8
(Post 3667573)
And I doubt an EJ25 could handle it either. EJ20 maybe but even then 22psi is hard to believe.
Originally Posted by zenrx8
(Post 3669124)
I was still in a suspended state of disbelief that someone actually did something this stupid and then uttered those words.
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Originally Posted by arghx7
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The guy may be a dumbass, but he also may have downloaded a legitimate tune for 23psi on whatever turbo he is running but something else went wrong. There are a gazillion e-tunes floating around and it's not uncommon to run that much boost on pump gas, either on the 2.0 or 2.5 motors, with the right turbo. The MAF scaling, wastegate solenoid duty cycle tables and gain tables, the restricter pill, and the wastegate arm all work together and all have to be right. Plenty of smart people have made mistakes or oversights on those cars and blown them up.
I'm getting him a book on turbos and tuning. He'll either be a fanboi or turn into a pretty smart tuner, or maybe somewhere in between. Besides, show me anyone who know their car who says "Dude, I almost had him":rofl: |
This was the funny thread I've read so far :)
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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:rofl: Ah what a great laugh to get the midday going
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