The Rotary Prayer
 

The RX-8 is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness,
For its names sake.
Yea I walk through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo, for 2 rotors art with me;
Thy rotors, and thy eccentric shaft, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a track for me,
in the presence of mine enemies.
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car overrules.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of Wankel engineering,
Forever and ever.
Amen.

I love it! Please tell me it's OC!

church of the Holy Donut??

prayer to St. Jude might help more. patron saint of hopeless causes.

Amen...

Straight from the temple of rice:).