Rotary Prayer
 

The rotary god is my shepherd. I shalt not want 4 stoke
He maketh my car drift, and leadeth me to zoom-zoom
He restoreth my apex seal; he leadeth in the path of auto-cross
Though I race through the pylons in the shadow of death
I will fear no subaru's or nismo, for thou art with me
Thy rotor and thy braping sound comfort me
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my first engines life
And I will dwell in the house of the rotary god for ever

Oh rotary god who art in heaven,
Give us this day our daily rev to 9k
And forgive us for owning piston engines
As we forgive others for buying them
Lead us not into temptaion to use less than 91octane
But deliver us from high mpg's
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever.
Amen




Ryan,

Hmmmm.

I like it!

interesting.

oh Wankel is misspelled both in your user text and in your sig

fyi

Interesting, did u make that all by yourself?

I Like It!

Alll Praise To White Jeebus!!

Whenever I hear Wankel I think of a British person...


Could be because it sounds like Wanker.

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, watching your Baby Einstein developmental videos, still learning your colors and shapes...

it should say something like, "Deliver us from evo's"

Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn Baby Jesus in your golden, fleece diaper...

As a abed catholic I am appalled by such a tasteless pray. You are taking the Lords name in vane, this is sacrilege. OK maybe not. Great pray, I need add this one to my nightly routine :cwm27:

Yeah, I was thinking about doing something like that. The name "rotary god" gave me the idea.

haha, where's RG when you need him??

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The rotary god is my shepherd. I shalt not want 4 stoke
He maketh my car drift, and leadeth me to zoom-zoom
He restoreth my apex seal; he leadeth in the path of auto-cross
Though I race through the pylons in the shadow of death
I will fear no subaru's or nismo, for thou art with me
Thy rotor and thy braping sound comfort me
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my first engines life
And I will dwell in the house of the rotary god for ever

Oh rotary god who art in heaven, <------ right there
Give us this day our daily rev to 9k
And forgive us for owning piston engines
As we forgive others for buying them
Lead us not into temptaion to use less than 91octane
But deliver us from high mpg's
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever.
Amen

Nice!

I am atheist, so I prefer Rotary"dude". Though I do not believe in a higher power, I am comfortable with the fact my 8 doesnt care...

I think it's funny, ...

...But you're still going to hell for it :)

Sounds like a party..... :ylsuper:

No higher power? I guess you won't be boosting.

You are correct, I choose to remain NA and I am comfortable with that.....There have been many wars brought on by FI (axial superchargers better then turbos etc...). Then there are is the rogue bunch who pray to a cylindrical bottle filled with inert gas to power there vehicles.Simply put, a crutch. I feel the power is in my hands alone and though you may go speeding by me someday on the highway, we will all end up at the same place at the end. And that place is, well, I guess we'll find out when we get there.... :)

GT34 you got way too much time on your hands... Funny though.

Quote: <It should say something like, "Deliver us from evo's">

Heh heh.

To first poster: what is a "braping" sound?

I remember listening to my friends FC (2nd gen rx7) with headers and 2.5 exaust and when the 13b is at idle it kinda makes a braping sound. Listen to this one in between the reving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS9VDjYlC68