Please help with a (hopefully) small problem
 

My 2004 RX-8 has been very inactive due to the bad weather here in Western PA. To be completely honest I probably should have ran it a couple times lately. It's sat for probably a month or so. Anyways, I went to drive it last night and the pedal and wheel were very resistant and when I turned the key the engine barely made an attempt to kick over and just about every warning light lit up. Please tell me this is something as simple as a low battery or something. After the engine replacement and constant pampering I've really had it, although I do admit I'm not a big car guy so I should have done more research before buying.

Please understand I'm not well-versed in cars, just trying to get an answer.

Very likely the battery voltage is too low... get it jump started.

just get another car and jump start it

So it doesn't need a new battery, just a jump start?

You can take the battery to Autozone and have them test it and even charge it for free.
Can't hurt...