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Atilla 03-08-2012 05:00 PM
California...the car sex state

:bigok:

lta_ds_fs7 03-08-2012 05:00 PM
Originally Posted by shadycrew31 (Post 4207852)
All i have to say is its a shame your engine passed the compression test. ;)

It'll fail eventually... :)

shadycrew31 03-08-2012 05:05 PM
Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7 (Post 4207856)
It'll fail eventually... :)
Thats the spirit! :icon_tup:

SubliminalPollution 03-08-2012 05:07 PM
Originally Posted by shadycrew31 (Post 4207852)
All i have to say is its a shame your engine passed the compression test. ;)



Yea man... But everything else sucks! That said the only state I've had car sex in is Cali...
What sucks?

Same here, Cali makes you do things. ;)

shadycrew31 03-08-2012 05:14 PM
Originally Posted by SubliminalPollution (Post 4207862)
What sucks?

Same here, Cali makes you do things. ;)
Taxes
Parking tickets
Traffic cameras everywhere
D-bags in priuses
D-bags in BMW's
D-bags in general
More taxes
High utility costs
Shitty state management
No middle class
Crappy people
Smog
Traffic
Dirty beaches
Cold ocean water
More traffic
Too many people
More smog
Lack of trees, nature etc.
Everyone is fake
Making less than 50 a year is next to being homeless
Super strict smog restrictions
Shit tons of homeless people
CHP
Rich Hipsters


I could go on but I'm busy at work.

Atilla 03-08-2012 05:17 PM
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SubliminalPollution 03-08-2012 05:34 PM
Originally Posted by shadycrew31 (Post 4207870)
Taxes
Parking tickets
Traffic cameras everywhere
D-bags in priuses
D-bags in BMW's
D-bags in general
More taxes
High utility costs
Shitty state management
No middle class
Crappy people
Smog
Traffic
Dirty beaches
Cold ocean water
More traffic
Too many people
More smog
Lack of trees, nature etc.
Everyone is fake
Making less than 50 a year is next to being homeless
Super strict smog restrictions
Shit tons of homeless people
CHP
Rich Hipsters


I could go on but I'm busy at work.
Lol, no it's really okay. I just thought you meant the weather as a subject changer sucked.


Originally Posted by Atilla (Post 4207872)
True story.

lta_ds_fs7 03-08-2012 05:46 PM
I liked the sex talk better...

SubliminalPollution 03-08-2012 05:51 PM
Agreed. :lol:

Atilla 03-08-2012 05:59 PM
So...anybody try out my method of carsex yet??

lta_ds_fs7 03-08-2012 06:07 PM
Originally Posted by Atilla (Post 4207926)
So...anybody try out my method of carsex yet??

Negative

Atilla 03-08-2012 06:08 PM
...how about now?

lta_ds_fs7 03-08-2012 06:09 PM
Originally Posted by Atilla (Post 4207934)
...how about now?
Success...

RX8 GT 03-08-2012 06:10 PM
I attempted it once. I am 6"1 180 lbs. Broke some clip thingy which allows the center console to slide with ease. Wraped it up immediately. I was pretty mad. My poor 8

Atilla 03-08-2012 06:12 PM
^for the record

my instructions state not to sit on the sliding part of the center console.


:)

RX8 GT 03-08-2012 06:15 PM
I didnt. She put her whole weight right on it when she moved from the passenger seat to my driver seat. grrrr >=/

lta_ds_fs7 03-08-2012 06:18 PM
Originally Posted by RX8 GT (Post 4207943)
I didnt. She put her whole weight right on it when she moved from the passenger seat to my driver seat. grrrr >=/
Did you push her out and drive away?...I would have......

Atilla 03-08-2012 06:19 PM
^+1

RX8 GT 03-08-2012 06:26 PM
pushed her out, took her home, and drove away like a maniac. Hearing redline beeps all the way home. Took my anger away lol.

SubliminalPollution 03-08-2012 06:26 PM
Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7 (Post 4207949)
Did you push her out and drive away?...I would have......
LOL!!! :lol:

I'm just waiting to get my car back then I'll experiment... :naughty:

shadycrew31 03-08-2012 06:27 PM
its quite easy. I am 6'2" the lady was 5'8" I think... I dunno close to that.

Pass seat all the way down and pushed back, girl is in the pass seat obviously, her foot out the window the other on the dash. Men get on top she pushes towards you... The rest is NSFW.

Bang you now have a child and need to sell your 8 for a 96 Previa with a manifold leak.

Unless you were smart like me and bagged it.

lta_ds_fs7 03-08-2012 06:30 PM
Originally Posted by SubliminalPollution (Post 4207963)
LOL!!! :lol:

I'm just waiting to get my car back then I'll experiment... :naughty:
My plan is to find a stupid, hot guy i don't care about, test out the posted methods here, literally kick him out, and drive off.....Unfortunately, I have a feeling the "kicking out" part won't be as simple as it sounds...

Looks pretty funny when I picture it though :/

RX8 GT 03-08-2012 06:30 PM
Originally Posted by shadycrew31 (Post 4207964)
its quite easy. I am 6'2" the lady was 5'8" i think... I dunno close to that.

Pass seat all the way down and pushed back, girl is in the pass seat obviously, her foot out the window the other on the dash. Men get on top she pushes towards you... The rest is nsfw.

Bang you now have a child and need to sell your 8 for a 96 previa with a manifold leak.

Unless you were smart like me and bagged it.
^^ lmfao! This thread is hilarious.

SubliminalPollution 03-08-2012 06:34 PM
Originally Posted by lta_ds_fs7 (Post 4207968)
My plan is to find a stupid, hot guy i don't care about, test out the posted methods here, literally kick him out, and drive off.....Unfortunately, I have a feeling the "kicking out" part won't be as simple as it sounds...

Looks pretty funny when I picture it though :/
Sounds like you have it all planned out, you know everything minus the kicking him out part.

DIY thread on how to successfully kick a guy out of your car after you've used his weeny? Lolz.

nycgps 03-08-2012 06:36 PM
Originally Posted by shadycrew31 (Post 4207964)
its quite easy. I am 6'2" the lady was 5'8" I think... I dunno close to that.

Pass seat all the way down and pushed back, girl is in the pass seat obviously, her foot out the window the other on the dash. Men get on top she pushes towards you... The rest is NSFW.

Bang you now have a child and need to sell your 8 for a 96 Previa with a manifold leak.

Unless you were smart like me and bagged it.
I laughed, I admit.

WIN !:Peace:

no seriously, We should let Mazda know about this "issue", they should fired everybody at the engineering department, cuz they made the 8 so difficult to do something so natural. :lol:


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