Does this make you laugh as hard as i did?
 

ok so im selling my 04 rx8 6sp blue for 9500 just as a quicksell, and i have gotten so many noobish offers, like one was a trade for a sport quad and an 00 grand am, a 03 protege with window tint and lowered(ooooooo hahaha), then i forget what else, i dont really care, and then you have your how bout 7k cash, those types of worthless offers...........but then? you get this one guy(ill post our texts :rofl:)

him-would you take a 03 srt-4 79xxxmi ? small grind in 3rd but fine if you double clutch

ME- that car is worth about 7k in good condition, mine is worth 11,600 idk how good of a trade that would be

HIM- but mine is faster boom roasted

ME- boom roasted?

HIM- haha nvm

ME- well do you have any idea of what an rx8 is? how fast they are even stock?

HIM- umm i push 266hp and 289 torque last time i dyno you have what 220? hp ?

ME- nope, more about 245hp but the rotary engine has enough torque to make up for lost hp
(at this point i realized how much this guy was a douche and was just laughing and i know its 238hp, i was just messin with him to piss him off hahaha)

HIM- oh really 245 wha did you put in it then

Me- Nope thats stock

HIM- your high you have 238 at the crank I

ME- so? lol

HIM- that's not the wheels i put out 266 to the wheels

ME- you really have no idea what this car can do, do you?

HIM- your a fuckin dumb ass srt4 vs rx8

ME- one im no dumb ass 2 you want to trade for an rx8 and 3 you have no idea what i might and might not have under the hood, i have a strong guess you have not drove an 8

HIM- you just said it was stock dip shit

ME- no if you look back all i said is do you know how fast they are even stock
( i forgot i said it was stock lol oops)

HIM- if you wanna race ill race you at midway
(like seriously??)

ME-whers midway

HIM-downtown

ME- where do you live tho

Him-burnsville

ME- oh, when are they open to race

HIM- friday, university ave.

ME-your talking this friday?
(i have better things to do)

HIM-yeah

ME-street race?

HIM- yes!

ME- ok im not about to race illegally
(1 its just stupid, 2 i can prove the 8 is better in other ways then bein dumb)

HIM- little bitch
(haha he made me laugh)

ME- little bitch? do you feel better about yourself?

HIM- yeah knowing id win and your just to scared
(really? please dont waste my time with your pile of a dodge)

ME-no how about an actual racetrack

HIM- what's the difference
(as you see he didnt take up my offer)

ME-well one is legal and the other is illegal

HIM-same out come me beating you

ME- wow, someones a little high on themselves
(its that i drive a POS but its somehow still better than anything else cuz i know everything syndrome)

HIM - its a fucking srt4 your dumb as fuck

ME- you have no idea what i know i m not dumb i work on cars for a living

HIM- where do you work

ME- i did work in maplewood, and now i work in wi

HIM- what is the company

ME- redline specialties was in maplewood

HIM- im in uti right now and if i sell my gst first im dropping in a stage 3 turbo with toys
(as if it will make it THAT much better hahaha, like who cares, hes only in school still)

ME- so that makes you younger than me?

HIM- yep looks like it and i still have nicer whips than you

ME- yeah you do realize im a girl, 22 with a firebird and crotch rocket on the side

HIM- sure you are
(hes prolly scared now, lol just kidding)

ME- sure i am? a girl?

HIM - yep and firebirds are shit unless you rebuild like everything
(who the fuck cares? haha)

ME- your a heavy talker for someone who drives a dodge lol and im 100% female

HIM - i drive a dodge neon srt4 and a mitsubishi gst stage two
(you still drive a dodge)

ME- so? its no 3000gt vr4
(love those cars....drool)

HIM- 340h whp dip shit

ME- so? lol race my friends talon then, he goes up to university ave
(he has a nice talon too)

HIM - im want to race you not your friends

ME- haha you have made my day

HIM- good now go finger your fat ass

ME- pretty sure 120 is not a fat ass
(if you look on my profile and under my posts i posted pics in the hot wives/gf thread)

HIM- i know your fat dont worry
(im not too worried)

ME- you have no idea what i look like lol

HIM- im sure your fat

ME- lol im in no way offended, if you think im fat at 120 i wonder what skinny looks like to you

HIM- i know you not 120 its ok curves are in
(i dont take my looks or weight offensively, im happy with most everything about me :D)

ME- lol you make me laugh, its so cute how naive you are

HIM- lol? how fuck old are you still saying lol

ME- all my friends say it, even the guys and i have been saying lol earlier and you didnt say anything

HIM- good for them

ME- yea good for them, your right

HIM- dumb skank

ME- your just mad cuz your not able to race me

HIM- i want to yo wont

ME_ if its legal sure


BASICALLY i offered to race him on a racetrack he wouldnt take it, and university ave in the cities is a popular spot where people go to show their lame ricers off lol, im sure SOME of the cars are nice, but get a real car to show off, like the 8, i talked to a kid who went up there with this sweet rx8 :P he talked to me,

so im thinking he just wanted to "show off" up at university ave racing in front of everybody, im not going to be that dumb to prove whos car is better by doing it illegally, this has made me laugh even harder at people who think their cars are SOOO great, like people who try to trick out their cavi's hahaha:bowdown::yelrotflm:rofl:

i have a headache now.... oh and srt4 are about the ugliest cars out there

yeah sorry its soo long, but having an 8 you know what i was talking about haha, i didnt mean to give you a headache, im glad you can agree...besides it only comes in sedans

no ...

ok so maybe it wasnt THAT funny, it was just funny talking to the guy and how mucha douche he was

Lol I like it when people think they know so much about cars and can't back it up. Made me laugh as well. That guy fails at life....

lol, the little fight about the weight at the end made me lolz. Are you really 120? Hmm..

im glad someone else agrees haha thank you

I was kidding about the headache....

lol i know i was just kidding about the headache thing

heres the threads on my pics, just look for my posts on both pages, for rotaryP7, or whoever

https://www.rx8club.com/showthread.p...35466&page=288

https://www.rx8club.com/showthread.p...35466&page=284

At 300 ft. pounds of torque, the STR4 break the input shaft to the transmission. I was at a track day and a bunch of Dodge junior engineers were there. One of them applied too much boost and snapped the shaft. The others were giving him hell.
It sounds like this car was right on the edge of that happening.

so you think thats what the grind is he is talking about in 3rd gear?

and your not going to believe this i looked him up on facebook(i checked my yahoo mail) he first emailed me before he texted me haha, and it says his name on his email) im not able to get into his profile but i see his display and here is a pic

looks to me its bad ass, sitting next to that cobalt, boy will i regret not trading my 8 for that beautiful yellow thing:bootyshak

oh and on top of that his network says burnsville senior highschool 12' so if im not mistaken that would put him in 10th grade? maybe not idk

I personally had fun with the SRT4. They are quick little buggers for a cheap price, but yeah not at all worth the same as the RX8. (Granted we have been quickly slipping off)

^^ your leaving us... noooooooooooo :tear:

I lol everytime i think about neons with turbos

tl;dr

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i didn't get through the whole post but it doesn't seem eitehr of you know about your cars.

^ lol..

I laughed because you both made yourselves sound like assholes.

This is funny.... I'm going back to work now....

no im not leaving COMPLETELY adam...:( im just not wanting to rack up miles on my 8 driving 60 miles a day and then over 150 miles a weekend, this is probably more around 70(4-5 days) and 175(3 days) so yeah im just going to get a crotch rocket :P in the mean time

im sure they can be fun cars, just dont compare with the 8, and yes i do know my cars, a stock 8 isnt the GREATEST car, im just having fun with it, and i was just messing around with this guy cuz he was just a douche and thought he knew SO much, so half the stuff i said was out of sarcasm and humor lol

lol...

Although...

Gas to get to the race..... $5
Gas to do the race.......... $1,000
Knowing you don't have to race against a DODGE SRT-4!!!..... beyond priceless

LMFAO

"kicked up cavi/srt-4" = definition of ricer... lol

oh you better not completely leave :suspect:



Must get pics of you and crotch rocket :mdrmed: :rock: :crazy:

I like how he kept badmouthing the car that he initially wanted to buy (ie yours!) and then insulting you. Real winner for sure.