Just a Summary
 

Me, Feras and Ryan were going over some key points of this year's trip:

Day 1 (for me anyway)
-shocking myself with the electric dog collar
-3:30 AM arrival at fontana
-free room for the night
-4:00 AM shots of jager

Day 2 (day one for most others)
-ryan gets tanked on absinthe...4 shots i think it was?
-bottle throwing begins
-ALL alcohol is depleted in one night

Day 3
-dragon/cherohala loop run
-i finally get to drive an 8 up there lol (thanks again joe, and congratulations)
-feras loses in poker!
-feras drowns his sorrows, wrestles rodney, falls 23492 times, and throws a coffee table at me

Day 4
-dave tosses me the keys...nuff said
-the holy borla is invented and defaced all at once

Day 5
-rafting..water was cold, just ask dan
-chemical fire

lots of fun, even without my car. dave put it best...this trip is no longer about the cars, it's about the people

360 days to go!

What a summary....here's a few additions
Day 1
- Brian yelps after being shocked by my dogs electric fence :)
- Blaring Pantera to stay awake on the drive to Fontana
- 2am Brian Full Moons Christina and I, and the comments are caught on Camera
- Flirting with the Fontana Check in lady in order to get a free night

Day 2
- James is tanked as well, bottles fly
- 1 Liter of Jauger, 24 bottles of Yingling, 24 Cans of Bud Light, 18 bottles of Miller High Life, half a liter of Vodka, probably more that I can't remember
ALL DRANK IN ONE NIGHT!!!

Day 3
- James wins in Poker
- Feras has a Posse to help him try to win
- Feras loses and drinks
- Wraselllling ensues
- Crying and laughing uncontrolably

Day 4
- All hail the Holy Borla (Multipupose Sunkist holder and Table Leveler!)

Day 5
- 21 people meet Jesus at the Rafting place
- Water is cold and even Jesus can't help us beat 2 kids, 2 girls, devoid and Whitey.

Day 6
- Wake up to a chemical fire still boiing in the back yard
- The suck of driving home!

Wow... just wow. I wish I had been there. OH wait, I WAS, I was also totally tanked just about every night. I just wish I had funniness to add, too bad I'm still laughing too hard to comment. Cept maybe I could add every single thing I own was broken somehow to include my 8. /tear. Moving on, if some miraculous way I'm not deployed come this time next year, my ass is in damn it. Worth every penny of my almost $200 gas bill!

you forgot two awesome day 5 events....archery drinking game. (that rocked...post the pics) and the rx8 drift baseball.

*sigh* maybe someday I get to go again, or at least do something useful for you guys....damn husbands.

hey Brian, I tried to PM you about the bra, but your inbox is full. Clear that jank out!

cleared!

Just admit, their raft had a better guide! :worship:

Though the guide consequently sacraficed his back for his crew... :)

And...I got to experience the soon to be Olympic Sport, WhiteWater Raft Pushing for the first time ever!

hey weren't you on my ship last year?

i remember we took a wrong turn at a fork in the river...pretty much had to carry the raft out of there

why do you have to bring that up...that was a poor command decision from me ;)

I think it had more to do w/the Olympic caliber front oarsman.

Wait till next year, we're training in the off season. We'll probably lap all the other rafts :bootyshak

that's why you were demoted from Admiral to XO

i miss my admiral hat