RX8Club.com - NW Chat Thread

Our massage therapists are professionals and have been training on each other in preparation for the introduction of the Therapeutic Release menu option.

makristal

12-23-2010 10:37 AM

PDX, I agree with your statement, however, would the Fail gauge increase due to the fact that I have not melted your face with poopie particles?

Atilla

12-23-2010 10:40 AM

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The $25 option will be called a “Therapeutic Release”, consistent with Massage Envy’s health philosophy. Due to legal restrictions, the new menu option will be only available in certain counties in Nevada where bordellos are currently legal. A spokesperson from Massage Envy is quick to point out that a Therapeutic Release is not prostitution. “Our massage therapists are professionals and have been training on each other in preparation for the introduction of the Therapeutic Release menu option.

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Originally Posted by pdxhak (Post 3827713)

^^LOL when is the Vegas meet :lol:

^+1 :lol:

So that explains why you JUST NOW signed up for the WHiV meet lol

pdxhak

12-23-2010 10:46 AM

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We estimate the Therapeutic Release will take between two and four minutes based on our testing.

Do they think I have all day?!

:smoker:

Atilla

12-23-2010 10:52 AM

clearly they thought we might have something better to do....

.....CLEARLY THEY ARE WRONG

makristal

12-23-2010 11:08 AM

Lol

makristal

12-23-2010 11:15 AM

I like how they are saying they're going to improve their efficiency from 3-4 minutes to some lightning fast figure...LAWL

FoxeyL8y

12-23-2010 11:39 AM

Lol i like what i started here

pdxhak

12-23-2010 11:44 AM

haha and Jedi posted it in the WHiV thread with credit to you :D:

FoxeyL8y

12-23-2010 01:05 PM

hahahahahah yeesssssssssss

Atilla

12-23-2010 01:07 PM

yay for happy endings! :wiggle:

Jedi54

12-23-2010 01:19 PM

I laughed my ass off at them trying to 'improve their technique' to get it down to 2-3 minute.
The joke is going to be on the first guy to pay for this "theraputic release" and once they're nekked on the massage table, their massage therapist walks in and introduces himself. :scared:

pdxhak

12-23-2010 01:22 PM

^One of the reasons I asked in the WHiV thread who is going to be first in line :D:

Atilla

12-23-2010 01:26 PM